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RSalas

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Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« on: March 05, 2013, 10:52:44 PM »
I offer these two, that I actually did hear while bowling:

"I hear some people count sheep to try to help them go to sleep.  I count my 300 games."

"I've shot 799 more times than you'll ever shoot 800."
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The Stroke

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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2013, 04:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Good Times Good Times on March 07, 2013, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: The Stroke on March 07, 2013, 06:24:03 PM
Best FIGJAM.....

Anything said by former member Necromancer.

A stroke sighting !  Been too long man

I've been lurking for a while.  Good to see ya.
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Long Gone Daddy

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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2013, 04:32:01 PM »
Wow!  A blast from the past to be sure.  The Stroke.
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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2013, 09:51:56 PM »
lifted rillo... you have got to get a picture of that!

tell him its for an article on some guy named "hammer" abd you want to prove he is the rel one......
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lifted rillo

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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2013, 09:45:47 AM »
Next time I see him, I'll definitely do that.
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Arone24

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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2013, 11:48:56 AM »
Quote from: Pinbuster on March 07, 2013, 11:55:50 AM
F**** I'm Good Just Ask Me

Quote from: Arone24 on March 07, 2013, 11:32:43 AM
Dumb question: what's figjam stand for? Haha

Hahaha that is hilarious!
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hhhbs1

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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2013, 07:43:39 PM »
I heard this one at a tournament I was at yesterday.

"I guess I am just too good for this house."
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mrfrostee

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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2013, 08:12:14 AM »
We had a beat the coach day for our youth about a month ago, one of the coaches was on a string of 7 and had used about 4 different balls including his spare ball during the string.  He jokingly said to the kids on his pair  "Can I use someone else's balls, I can't stop striking with mine".
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lifted rillo

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Re: Best FIGJAM You've Ever Heard?
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2013, 09:52:29 AM »
I totally forgot about this one until a buddy of mine mimicked it yesterday. Guy bought a brand new Cell back when it came out. Shoots 299 out of the box, goes to the parking lot, slams the ball on the ground until it breaks, then comes back in with the biggest piece and says, "THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF ROTO EQUIPMENT!!!" Like it was the balls fault that he hit way light and left a 2 pin.
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