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KR300

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New names for balls..
« on: March 23, 2004, 07:13:48 PM »
Maybe its just me, but you gotta figure at some point the ball companies are gonna run out of names for new releases. Here's afew I would like to see...

"Hook in a box"
"The RCO" (Rev Challenged Only)
"60 feet to Sucess" (ESPN's first release)
"The NTN(No Targeting Needed) (AMF's sequel to the TNT)
"The Track Burner" (Get it? Burns up the track...never mind.)
and Finally...
"The (fill in the company) MFC (Mercury Filled Core) Can it be far behind?

Just thought this might be a little bit of fun.
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KR300

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Re: New names for balls..
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2004, 03:01:47 PM »
OOPS! I forgot a couple.....

"The Fart Factor (Storms next scented ball!)
And of course the heavy oil partner "The Wet Fart"

I have one from the makers of Viagra but I don't think I can list it here!
Lets just say it matches up well with Columbias "Rock On"
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Brian Green

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Re: New names for balls..
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2004, 10:15:57 PM »
kr300...  

  those names totally rock dude......   i dont really care for storm balls anyways and those new ball names really made me laugh.....  
good job dude

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Re: New names for balls..
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2004, 10:42:11 PM »
I'd like to see the Sputum, and it's heavy oil partner, the Smegma.

Shiv
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KR300

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Re: New names for balls..
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2004, 06:11:41 AM »
Thanks Brian

I figured everybody could use a good laugh.
I was thinking....This could be Stroms tag line for the "Fart" line

"FOR THE Shi**y Bowler!"
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Re: New names for balls..
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2004, 06:39:21 AM »
Nike actually made bowling shoes for a while, about 10 or so years ago.  Didn't do well enough so they gave it up....
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: New names for balls..
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2004, 06:52:11 AM »
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"The RCO" (Rev Challenged Only)
 
HMMMMMMMMM, with this big hooking ball for low revvers, I could take it and put those massive revs of mine, and hook the whole lane, no, like 5 lanes.
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KR300

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Re: New names for balls..
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2004, 08:25:37 AM »
I need to retract my suggestion about the Mercury Filled core. I was thinking if the weight block cracks, it would require a HazMat call.

How about the P.M.E....squirts early then dies. You guys figure what the letters mean!

Heres a great marketing ploy. Dynothane thad a ball called the Cure. They could put out aball called the Disease. But it dies after 20 games, unless....you package it with the Cure, then they send you one that doesn't die because you have the Cure........I have way too much time on my hands!
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