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BrianCRX90

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Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« on: August 08, 2006, 12:46:11 PM »
If you got the choice of an empty dark room, Mushtare and you in it and you had a choice of 1 weapon (any weapon) of your choice to do with as you please to him ( and he gets nothing ) for 5 minutes alone what would your weapon choice be?

I'm debating between a crowbar or a nail gun.

 

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2006, 08:47:25 PM »
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2006, 09:00:19 PM »
Brian, what is this mancrush thing you have with Mr. Mushtare.  Every day there is one or two posts from you about him.  Did he or didn't he?  We will never know, but let it go.  He found a loophole, he can't be proven wrong, and you haven't done it.  Getting personal and talking about murdering him is absolutely rediculous, grow up.
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2006, 09:01:42 PM »
A pair of lanes, a Manhattan Rubber drilled specifically for him, and the Petersen Classic shot.

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2006, 09:05:48 PM »
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Brian, what is this mancrush thing you have with Mr. Mushtare.  Every day there is one or two posts from you about him.  Did he or didn't he?  We will never know, but let it go.  He found a loophole, he can't be proven wrong, and you haven't done it.  Getting personal and talking about murdering him is absolutely rediculous, grow up.
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dude this is like my first ever comment about him
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2006, 09:08:17 PM »
LMAO, the topic creators name is brian, you got confused ahhaa. Thats good but I wouldn't do anything, thats just wrong and I wouldn't do that to anyone, no matter what they did unless it was to someone close to me or my family then all things are thrown out and i'd do anything but lets not go there.



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Brian, what is this mancrush thing you have with Mr. Mushtare.  Every day there is one or two posts from you about him.  Did he or didn't he?  We will never know, but let it go.  He found a loophole, he can't be proven wrong, and you haven't done it.  Getting personal and talking about murdering him is absolutely rediculous, grow up.
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dude this is like my first ever comment about him
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2006, 09:10:44 PM »
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Brian, what is this mancrush thing you have with Mr. Mushtare.  Every day there is one or two posts from you about him.  Did he or didn't he?  We will never know, but let it go.  He found a loophole, he can't be proven wrong, and you haven't done it.  Getting personal and talking about murdering him is absolutely rediculous, grow up.
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dude this is like my first ever comment about him
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I definately wasn't talking about you, I haven't seen 380 topics started about Mushtare from you.
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2006, 09:11:52 PM »
oh very sorry about that, i know who you were talking about now.. whoops wrong Brian
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2006, 09:12:29 PM »
Personally, I'm waiting for someone to start making flash games dealing with Mushtare

perhaps a bowling game where no matter what you do, you always throw perfect games...or a game where you have to cheat and not get caught by the front desk clerk or the USBC

or maybe just a good old fashioned beat up the celebrity game (such as those found on Newgrounds.com)
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2006, 10:21:03 PM »
Not interested..

But a video recorder and a time machine inside the room would be interesting...
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2006, 10:27:06 PM »
Cripes man, pull your head out of your butt.  Whether it did or didn't happen, you shouldn't really be in a position to have to care that much.  Unless he has personally taken a crap in your Cheerios, let it go.

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2006, 10:32:09 PM »
a mod should just delete this entire thread
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2006, 11:08:03 PM »
Enough torture would just be to sit him in a room with a computer and read every thread about him in the miscellaneous section on here.  Or have him
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2006, 11:19:32 PM »
I'd rape him, and then drink the blood of his children.
Then, have an animal sacrifice over their bodies.
Then poop on their faces.
Run them over with a car.
Poop, again.
And feed them to a camel.
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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2006, 11:26:22 PM »
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I'd rape him, and then drink the blood of his children.
Then, have an animal sacrifice over their bodies.
Then poop on their faces.
Run them over with a car.
Poop, again.
And feed them to a camel.


Is that all?  
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