Stupid people. It's not my fault you smoked weed in high school and did nothing else. You know more spanish than english by way of frequent visits to "ese" for your mary jane, so maybe you should move somewhere else so you might know how to speak the language.
Teenagers. Oh, wait, I'm being redundant . .
Bowlers. Geez, dammit, I'm doing it again.
Canadians. Hell, you know what, maybe I should try this later.
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The whenever-I-feel-like-updating-my-signature series by Hamster, presenting a quote from Van Wilder.
"I want to how you say smack the porpoise, take it to the caaar waaash baby . . "
