Your spare room has more balls than the alley.
You keep all the old broken balls from your local lanes to make sculptures in the garden.
Your garage has more cleaners than under your sink unit.
you can tell everone EVERY shot that you played that evening.
you only do dangerous things with your "wrong hand"
You have your bowling buddies on all of your speed dial numbers and you have to LOOK UP the numbers of your family to ring them.
You always arrive home past midnight even though you finnished your last game at 10pm because you have to discuss the evenings bowling with the guys.
Your bowling forearm is twice the size of your other as is your thumb.
You know how to get to nearly every alley in the country, but you cant find your way to your mother-in-laws.
You always say "my misses doesnt understand me at all"
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Happy go lucky bowler from the UK
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Did someone say tough luck