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dicnic

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You Know You're a Bowler When ...........
« on: April 16, 2009, 03:04:58 AM »
1. Your most expensive shoes are your Bowling Shoes.

2. You have more bowling shirts than regular shirts.

3. You practice your arm swing as you walk down the hall at work.

4. Your bowling balls outnumber your children.


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Re: You Know You're a Bowler When ...........
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2009, 12:18:46 AM »
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You know when your a bowler when you wear your 300/800 ring more then your wedding ring  


I guess I'm really guilty. I wear my 800 ring INSTEAD of my wedding ring.
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Re: You Know You're a Bowler When ...........
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2009, 12:32:49 AM »
you know your a bowler when you no longer laugh at jokes about "balls" anymore.

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Re: You Know You're a Bowler When ...........
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2009, 03:50:35 PM »
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When in the bathroom u work on ur release..many releases.
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Re: You Know You're a Bowler When ...........
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2009, 07:21:34 PM »
Adding my list to the "official" thread:

You know you're a bowler when people can tell if you're left- or right-handed based solely on the size of your thumbs.

You know you're a bowler when one leg is noticeably bigger than the other - the result of deep-sliding.

You know you're a bowler when your bowling forearm looks like Popeye's but your non-bowling forearm is scrawny.

You know you're a bowler when you practice your armswing where ever you go - the mall, school, outside in the park...

You know you're a bowler when you've practiced your release at home throwing the ball down the hall into a bunch of couch cushions.

You know you're a bowler when you spent more time in college at the bowling center than you did at the library.

All true in my case.


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Re: You Know You're a Bowler When ...........
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2009, 09:01:45 AM »
when you travel over 25 miles to bowl every week

when you request to work a later shift the night after you bowl

when you send bowling ball present on facebook

when your e-mail addy is a bowling balls name

when you write out aresenals while at work

when using expired free game cards for book marks




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