9andawiggle, he would go down like Brittney Spears after 4 Zima's, he would go down faster than George W's approval rating, he would go down faster than cup cakes at Delta Burkes house, he woudld go down faster than Rosie O'Donnell on a young girl in a plaid skirt !!
Plus I think we would have a good time, maybe head to the local short track and watch some racing !!