>  The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

>  The trees are whistling for the dogs.

>  The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

>  Hot water now comes out of both taps.

>  You can make sun tea instantly.

>  You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

>  The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

>  You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

>  You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

>  You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

>  You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

>  You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

>  The potatoes cook underground so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper.

>  Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.


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****Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.****