I was thinking about Hamster's "Analysis Paralysis" in another thread - overthinking everything in his armswing... We've all done it at one time or another. I saw this post today on another message board - can someone come up with the equivalent about bowling???
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Golf is such an Easy Game: Everyone can learn to play golf.
Once a player has mastered the grip and stance, all he has
to bear in mind, in the brief two-second interval it takes to
swing, is to keep his left elbow pointed in toward the left
hip and his right arm loose and closer to the body than the
left----and take the clubhead past his right knee---and then
break the wrists at just the right instant while the left arm
is still traveling straight back from the ball and the right arm
stays glued to the body---and the hips come around in a perfect
circle---and meanwhile everything is mucked up unless the weight
is 60 percent on the left foot and 40 percent on the right---not
an ounce more or less---and at just the right point in the turn the
left knee bends in toward the right in a dragging motion until the
left heel comes off the ground---but not too far---and be sure
the hands are over the right foot---but not on the toe more than
the heel---except that the left side of the right foot is tilted off
the ground---but not too far---and be sure the hands at the top
of the swing are high and the shaft points along a line parallel with
the ground---and if its a downhill lie the shaft is supposed to be
pointed downhill too---and pause at the top of the swing and count
one, jerk the left arm straight down like a bell ringer yanking a
belfry rope---and don't uncock the wrists too soon and pull the left
hip around in a circle---but don't let the shoulders turn with the
hips, they have to be facing the hole---and now transfer the weight
60 percent to the left foot and 40 percent to the right---not an
ounce more or less---and tilt the left foot now so the right side of
it is straight---that's the one you hit against---watch out for the
left hand, it's supposed to be extended---but not too stiff or the
shot won't go anywhere---and don't let it get loose or you will
hook---and let the wrists uncock---but don't force them or you'll
smother the shot---and don't break too soon but keep your head
down---then hit the ball!
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!!