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Bryant

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Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« on: January 21, 2006, 03:14:08 AM »
Decided to steal this from another forum but anyways...

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BrunsMike

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Re: Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2006, 05:34:02 PM »
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Call the desk and ask them to respot the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.
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Oh splendid! This calls for a sexy party!


ROFL. I have done that at a tournament where the kid was new behind the counter and knew nothing about bowling, funny part, HE ACTUALLY CALLED IT BACK!!
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DanH78

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Re: Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2006, 05:43:30 PM »
8 more strikes and you got a 300
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What are you gonna do?  Beat me with your Jesus stick?
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BrunsMike

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Re: Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2006, 05:45:31 PM »
Just 1 more strike for your 1st 800!!!!
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Mike Zadler
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775 Series/288 Game
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nd300

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Re: Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2006, 06:01:02 PM »
I've heard this from rookies before-----after  I've thrown the first 5 or 6,they come up to you and ask the inevitable question..........
 "Hey,do you have a 300 yet???".........
 Instant jinx.......always!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JessN16

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Re: Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2006, 06:04:04 PM »
On a more serious note, I've got a guy on my team who will invariably, in the fifth frame of a game we're leading, will say, "I think we've got this one, no problem."

He's said that about a dozen times in the two years we've bowled together and we've lost every single game. I told him the next time he says it, I'm going to feed him his bowling ball.

Jess

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Re: Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2006, 06:48:39 PM »
The dumbest one. If you fail to get a strike in the first frame of the first game you say "There goes my 900 series".

BrunsMike

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Re: Things Not To Say While Bowling...
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2006, 10:02:08 PM »
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The dumbest one. If you fail to get a strike in the first frame of the first game you say "There goes my 900 series".


LOL, im sure you say that every night you bowl.
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Mike Zadler
NE Lake County IL
Brunswick Equipment
Sanctioned Highs:
775 Series/288 Game
Sanctioned average (2004/2005)
194
Mike Zadler