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BrianCRX90

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Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« on: August 08, 2006, 12:46:11 PM »
If you got the choice of an empty dark room, Mushtare and you in it and you had a choice of 1 weapon (any weapon) of your choice to do with as you please to him ( and he gets nothing ) for 5 minutes alone what would your weapon choice be?

I'm debating between a crowbar or a nail gun.
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Macabre

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2006, 11:28:42 PM »
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I'd rape him, and then drink the blood of his children.
Then, have an animal sacrifice over their bodies.
Then poop on their faces.
Run them over with a car.
Poop, again.
And feed them to a camel.


Is that all?  
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No!
After their bodies go into the camel, I cut them out.
I sell their vital organs on the black market.
Find the people that bought them.
Buy them back, and plant explosives in them.
Then, after baking in the sun, explode their organs.
After seagulls eat the remains, shoot the seagulls.
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Edited on 8/8/2006 11:23 PM
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FastTracker33

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2006, 11:29:45 PM »
quote:
quote:
quote:
I'd rape him, and then drink the blood of his children.
Then, have an animal sacrifice over their bodies.
Then poop on their faces.
Run them over with a car.
Poop, again.
And feed them to a camel.


Is that all?  
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...formerly "The Curse of Dusty," and "Poöter Boöf" before that...

No!
After their bodies go into the camel, I cut them out.
I sell their vital organs on the black market.
Find the people that bought them.
Buy them back, and plant explosives in them.
Then, after baking in the sun, explode their organs.
After seagulls eat the remains, shoot the seagulls.
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Getcha Pull

Edited on 8/8/2006 11:23 PM


NoW is that all?
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Edited on 8/8/2006 11:30 PM

Edited on 8/8/2006 11:30 PM
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Macabre

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2006, 11:33:39 PM »
quote:
quote:
quote:
quote:
I'd rape him, and then drink the blood of his children.
Then, have an animal sacrifice over their bodies.
Then poop on their faces.
Run them over with a car.
Poop, again.
And feed them to a camel.


Is that all?  
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...formerly "The Curse of Dusty," and "Poöter Boöf" before that...

No!
After their bodies go into the camel, I cut them out.
I sell their vital organs on the black market.

now is that all?
Find the people that bought them.
Buy them back, and plant explosives in them.
Then, after baking in the sun, explode their organs.
After seagulls eat the remains, shoot the seagulls.
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-Formerly ClaymaN-
Getcha Pull

Edited on 8/8/2006 11:23 PM

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Hm.. after the seagulls fall to the earth, I gather them into a little pile, and urinate on them.
After a stray dog drags a few away, and devours the corpses, I pick up the rest.
I throw them in a Hefty bag, not that Wimpy bag crap, and throw them out of an airplane.
As they're plummiting to earth, I skydive with a 9mm.
Shoot the bag around 12 times.
The bag hits a land mine when it stikes the earth.

And then I giggle.
Mind you, this might take longer than 5 mintues. 'Round, 6 or 7.
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Edited on 8/8/2006 11:29 PM
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fins4ever88

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2006, 11:44:51 PM »
Ever saw Man On Fire with Denzel? I'd love to put a piece of C4 in that little container and shove it up his butt. Then watch him cry as I count down from 1 minute till he blows up.

But then it'll be a dud, cause I don't wish death upon the kid. It would scare the crap out of him for life though!
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Macabre

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Re: Mushtare, a weapon, and 5 minutes alone
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2006, 11:47:41 PM »
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But then it'll be a dud, cause I don't wish death upon the kid.

Buzz-kill.
I'm kidding.

But seriously...
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