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txbowler

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The "TRUE" Bowlers Creed
« on: October 25, 2012, 09:41:44 AM »
Everything is fair and square in bowling as long as "I WIN"

Otherwise...

1) opponent got too many breaks
2) I got screwed
3) Lefties have an advantage
4) Lefties are shut-out
5) Bowlers get too much HDCP
6) Scratch bowlers shouldn't be in HDCP brackets
7) Not enough oil
8) Too much oil
9) Didn't bring right equipment
10) Sandbaggers

Feel free to add your own
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storm22

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Re: The "TRUE" Bowlers Creed
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2012, 01:36:48 PM »
Quote from: JPbowling151 on October 27, 2012, 01:25:47 PM
Quote from: storm22 on October 27, 2012, 01:08:00 PM
Quote from: JPbowling151 on October 27, 2012, 12:51:06 PM
The approaches were atrocious and my teammates can't make spares...like the 5 pin which caused me to lose patience and concentration.
THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!! We are solid!  You're just lucky you don't have to follow open open and have to run out to even make the game close.  WHORREEEE!!

Oh yeah! I was just joking. The middle of the lineup is rock solid!! Though I still say the approaches were atrocious.

I know.  Your side was a mess.  I almost killed myself on that baby split. 
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mainzer

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Re: The "TRUE" Bowlers Creed
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2012, 10:34:35 PM »
Teamates let me down.
Couldn't get it off my hand.
In between balls.
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MainzerPower

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Re: The "TRUE" Bowlers Creed
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2012, 11:11:06 AM »
"I just couldn't find the right ball"
"Just didn't match-up tonight"
"Lane machine must be on the fritz again"
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JPbowling151

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Re: The "TRUE" Bowlers Creed
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2012, 07:05:11 PM »
Lost my focus cause my opponent was distracting me with his dirty sex stories...The hot brunette kept leaning over to show me her cleavage as she went to pick up her ball every time I was up. The manager lays down a shot that best fits his game and in turn shuts out the left-handers etc...
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Re: The "TRUE" Bowlers Creed
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2012, 11:34:13 PM »
"It's to hot in here"
"The music's too loud"
"I don't like this crowd"
"I want to go home"
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