I see what you did here, funny.
Let me add, and I am being serious. In order of which it grinds my gears, here we go:
1) White Belts, I have no idea who started this crap but his trend is so ridiculous, its sickening. When I find the person responsible for this I promise to strangle them with their white belt.
2) Bowling with a towel hanging from your back pocket, you look like a damn hillbilly, take the towel out of your back pocket.
3) 4 ball rollers and even worse the ultra dorky 6 ball roller. These albatrosses are flat out gross and an eyesore. Not only that, they take up too much space on the concourse, did I mention they are super dorky?
4)Walking out shots in practice, do I need to explain this?