I'm probably gonna get bashed for this, but I'm not necessarily a Parker fan. Just about the only time you see him bowl well is when he either can play a breakpoint of around 5-8 or can throw it as hard as he wants. I'm not saying he's not more versatile than most, I'm just saying that the rest of the pros seem to be a lot more skilled at adapting to all conditions. Parker just seems like he has an "A" game and maybe part of a "B" game. But when he's got his line, watch out. There's a reason he's got nearly 30 titles, and even back when the PBA was basically a carry contest, he dominated, and it wasn't an accident.
When they created the new sport-like conditions (tougher than a wall anyway), Parker disappeared for a little while. I think his speed is more of a weakness than a strength. I don't like watching him try to play inside and either blow completely through his breakpoint or miss inside and beak it. Like I said, he's a better bowler than most, and has earned his success, but I don't particularly like watching him. I suppose I fit in the category with people that don't like watching Robert Smith. He revs the hell out of the ball, and Parker launches it. But hey, I'm pretty sure we can all agree that NO ONE ever wants to see Eugene McCune again . . But Parker, nicest guy you could hope to meet, I'd just like to see him work a little more on speed control.
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The weekly signature series, by Hamster.
I was bowling one of the higher average scratch bowlers in league a month or so ago who bowls with average speed and maybe 5 revs from 1st arrow. On one shot, he left a 9 pin. Walking back, he frowned and said, "Nobody that throws a fag ball should leave that pin."