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DukeHarding

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a_ak57

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Re: The "DICK" Ebonite Bowling Ball Auction...
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2004, 05:48:27 PM »
What...........................................................the hell?!?
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Ragnar

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Re: The "DICK" Ebonite Bowling Ball Auction...
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2004, 09:00:30 AM »
Hmm, it seems "Dick" without the quotes isn't allowed by our omnipresent moderating machine.  SO,

If you buy the ball you have to sing the song (Bwana Dik, by Frank Zappa)

 
quote:
My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City ****...
Why did'nt you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on,
but.. now that I see you... I would have helped...
I didn't know you were so obviously.. PREGNANT...

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyound your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh oh oh..

Girls from all over the world
Love to write my name on the toilet walls
At the Whisky a Go Go

For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik

 

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Edited on 12/8/2004 10:04 AM
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