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Flatulance!
« on: January 26, 2009, 05:27:29 AM »
Can someone be removed from a Tournament for Flatulance?

A buddy of mine had an opponent with some funky Flatulance during a round of bowling? The dude didn't seem to care. It definitely affected my friend's games.

Now we call the dude STINK MISER!

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2009, 07:57:26 PM »
I practice bowled 1 Sunday AM next to a young couple that must have been dating. The girl apparently had some wicked gas. Her stategy of letting them go up by the foul like was not working out to well for me. After about the 3rd or 4th one I told her boy friend that if he "gets a wiff of that, it was not me". She seemed kind of pissed at me after that.
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2009, 08:04:01 PM »
I did actually bowl in a league where there was a guy who combined with his UNCLEANLINESS/FARTS, got booted from the league. This was in the ABC days but the league had papers drawn up and he was kicked off........
He was a real smelly greasy yucky guy that did not know how to shower.
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FAILURE IS FEEDBACK. AND FEEDBACK IS THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS THAT GOT DIGESTED!

Ten pin?????? Where?? I throw a BUZZSAW there is NUTTIN left on the deck...

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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2009, 05:12:11 AM »
The guy that runs the house that I bowl in is the master of crop dusting.  He can start farting on Lane 1 and make it to the other end of the house (Lane 12) before he is done stinking.  You don't dare moving from the settee area for a couple of minutes or it will burn your nose hair out.

His favorite mix for doing this is 3 pickled hard boiled eggs and 2 beers.

For me, its almost anything that I eat that gives me gas.  Buffalo Chicken or Tacos and beer are my favorite combinations.  Needless to say the fiance is never impressed.
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2009, 03:00:05 PM »
That was one of the best ways to mess with your opponent at the High Roller. Since you just had to beat them the one game, getting them thinking about the stench you just left in the settee area when then come back to sit down might be enough to gain the edge.
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2009, 05:25:46 PM »
That's why I love bowling anchor. I often leave a little gift for the other team's lead off bowler to walk right into.



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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2009, 06:24:16 PM »
Was the bowler throwing a Vapor Zone, by chance?
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2009, 09:21:05 AM »
Oddly enough ( or maybe not ), grapenuts cereal really does the job on me, and, if topped off with some chocolate ice cream, I would dare anyone to follow me on the approaches.

  Found this out by accident.  One night prior to league I was in a hurry, so I just scarfed down something quick, which happened to be a bowl of grapenuts cereal.  Put gas in the car, so while inside, I got a fudgesicle. Little did I know that while the car was gassing up, SO WAS I!

 About the middle of the second game, all these factors came together. I felt one coming on and thought I would get up and walk around, trying to slip it by.

  NO CHANCE.  This thing was big, long, and smelled like DEATH. Guys on the team who were known for nasty farts started looking around and got up and left the area. They didn't say anything, but they knew it was me because they kept looking at me after that.

  Several times after that I had to let one go, but managed to make it to the door and "escape" it to the outside air.  I was quite embarrassed and have NEVER eaten cereal on the way to a public place, nor will I, especially in conjunction to frozen chocolate treats.  P-YEW!
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Re: Flatulance!
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 10:19:59 AM »
This thread is absolutely hilarious!!!
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