Had some really good ones, had to share. 

1.  Got a call at 445ish, guy said he needed his thumbhole buzzed out, asked how late I'd be there, I said we close at 6.  He asked if I could stay a little later, I said it depends on how late he needed me to stay.  He said that if I could stay until 7 that would be great.

2.  Guy brings in his teen daughter's ball, says she has a bad gripping habit.  Her span is 3 3/4 x 3 13/16, and she has zero pitch in her thumb, seems good to me, (actually could have a little forward and be ok) but he wanted me to slug it and add reverse so he could make her thumb tighter, because that's how a guy 20 years ago fixed his gripping problem . .

3.  Guy comes in and says he needs a ball that hooks less than what he has and asked what I would recommend.  I asked him what he had, he tells me it's a yellow dot.  Hmm . .

Haaa, that's awesome.  Had a guy last weekend win a ball in a ruffle, came in to ask me what it was worth.  Didn't bring it with him, so I asked him what it was.  "It's a Hammer."  Thanks, yeah, let me look that one up . .

1.) Guy comes in with a Hammer Jet Black Taboo and a drill sheet.... i cringe... wants it to hook more than his 2 Deep Purple Taboo's.... with no weight hole. We "discuss" for 15 mins about why a hole was necessary. Long story short, took the sheet stuffed it in the trash while he was watching, drilled it my way, he shoots 279 OOB!

2.) Lady comes in with a Nail Smoke/Fire.... wants the ball cleaned so it can "go long and hook on the back"... I cringe... AGAIN!... I discuss her options... she refuses my options and wants the ball polished so it "backends"... I polish it... ball goes 60ft.... I dull a ball for another customer, he goes out and shoots 257 first game and thanks me for the suggestion... She yells, "I wish you had done something like that to my ball!".... my reply "he asked for the ball to hook earlier, so I dulled. I suggested the same to you. You didnt want early. YOU wanted long and flip and thats what you got." She rolls her eyes turns around in her seat and continues to watch...

3.)Have a guy that, if he sees someone shot an honor score with a ball he has to get it. 2 weeks ago, a friend of mine shot 805 with an !Q tour pearl... and he bought one that night... the next week, drilled a Wrecker for another friend and he shoots 803 with it..... and once again... he bought one that night... THE POWER OF THE HONOR SCORE!!!