I've got some a good ones.

You know you're a bowler when you have your appendix removed 3 days before the state tournament and you're crying because you have to miss bowling.

Thanks to my friend emily

My friend rachel had this to say.

Yeah spring break in hawaii was fun but the island we went to didn't have a bowling alley... i wanted to come home 4 days after I got there.

Toooooo funny

You know you're a bowler when people can tell if you're left- or right-handed based solely on the size of your thumbs.

You know you're a bowler when one leg is noticeably bigger than the other - the result of deep-sliding.

You know you're a bowler when your bowling forearm looks like Popeye's but your non-bowling forearm is scrawny.

You know you're a bowler when you practice your armswing where ever you go - the mall, school, outside in the park...

You know you're a bowler when you've practiced your release at home throwing the ball down the hall into a bunch of couch cushions.

You know you're a bowler when you spent more time in college at the bowling center than you did at the library.

All true in my case.
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Scolaí

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"Get all the fools on your side, and you can be elected to anything." ~Frank Dane

Weighting On 40 - Weight Reduction for the Thirty-something Crowd - and Beyond!

Sorry.  I was sleeping then...
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Scolaí

)O(

"Get all the fools on your side, and you can be elected to anything." ~Frank Dane

Weighting On 40 - Weight Reduction for the Thirty-something Crowd - and Beyond!