The real pictures of these balls are up at blockbusterbowling.com:

Triple Xtreme, Hot Rod Pro Stock, Big Hit Pearl, Big Hit Particle, Bully, Fear, Panic, Shock, Intense Inferno, Goliath, Nemesis, Oracle, Super Sonic, Rule, Deal, Big Blue Spare, Bullet.
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Song of the Week: Infected by Barthezz

Here is my life in a nutshell:
--My computer is so screwed up that you could throw it out the window and it might work better.
--Not only that, but I still am obsessed with trance and get bashed for it every day.
--I havent bowled in over three weeks and have fear of the tournament coming up in three weeks.
--I have to ride a two hour bus trip to summer school.

And my only reaction all day is this:

Who else but Maelstrom Axiom