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Motiv Girl

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Dumb Bowling Stories!
« on: July 17, 2009, 10:10:00 AM »

        What is the dumbest thing someone has said to you about bowling?

       I had a women watching me practice one day about seven years ago,I was
       playing 4th arrow,so walks up to me and says:where can I buy a ball
       that has the built in spin and hook? I just about died!!!
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Coolerman

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Re: Dumb Bowling Stories!
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2009, 10:23:07 AM »
Women bowler walks into a Michigan State Women's Tournament with wait far it ..............28 bowling

balls,bowls like crap then blames it on the house shot being too dry.
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LuvThatWhiteDot

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Re: Dumb Bowling Stories!
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2009, 04:42:44 PM »
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Women bowler walks into a Michigan State Women's Tournament with wait far it ..............28 bowling

balls,bowls like crap then blames it on the house shot being too dry.


Next time she needs to be sure she's on the FIRST squad
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Re: Dumb Bowling Stories!
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2009, 01:28:22 AM »
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Bump for further hilarity.
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I have a video of  you I could put up if we want hilarity! LOL

Anyway. I walked into New London Lanes last season getting to the end of the year. The owner says ''hey come here'' I walk over and he says ''hey we cant have you throwing the ball so hard some of the guys are complaining cause you turn the speedometers off'' I said '' You are not serious'' He says ''yes I am'' I said ''find me a rule in the rule book that says I can't throw hard or over a given speed and I will abide by it until then I don't think so.''

Couple of guys from Clintonville took the time to send me meassages on this site about how much better they are than me. When I challenged them to bowl at neutral house for 50 a game they ran like babies. When I got to state guess who was their? Clintonville guys, Sorry to say but I beat I beat all but one of them in every set.

Same group of people as above run a Tourney tour out in their area of the State they always want more bowlers and more competition but when I said do it on tougher shots and open it to all bowlers not just the ones that bowl in your select houses they were all up in a tizzy. I mean god forbid they actually have to back the talk for once.
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