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xrayjay

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what's your funny experience at the alley?
« on: October 22, 2013, 05:18:28 PM »
This was a couple of years ago at a tourney, or the first night of a scratch league....

I arrived at my pair and I was preparing to get my shoes on, when a guy on the next pair asked me with a loud tone of voice...

guy: "Hey man! Are you PBA?"

me: "no bro, I'm Filipino."

that ended the conversation....a year later, we bowled on the same league and same team...
Does a round object have sides? I say yes, pizza has triangles..

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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2013, 11:45:46 AM »
I was bowling league one night with a friend of mine and he's a ok bowler long time friend of my family. Well as he threw his shot his dentures fell out and went into the left gutter lol. Everybody lost it. But he went and got his dentures, went into the restroom and washed them off and continued to finish the game. And his team beat my team lol.

I do not have anything close to some of these great posts. A guy trying to snort a baby powder and a guy losing his dentures are pretty hard to top. LOL

Agreed... pretty funny stuff here lol
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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2013, 11:59:34 AM »
This was a couple of years ago at a tourney, or the first night of a scratch league....

I arrived at my pair and I was preparing to get my shoes on, when a guy on the next pair asked me with a loud tone of voice...

guy: "Hey man! Are you PBA?"

me: "no bro, I'm Filipino."

that ended the conversation....a year later, we bowled on the same league and same team...

That's a real "Knee Slapper" there...

Don't hurt yourself ;)

Got bruises on my knee...  :o

Need "compression" knee brace for it? ;)
Does a round object have sides? I say yes, pizza has triangles..

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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2013, 11:58:22 PM »
One time one of the guys in a league I was in (who also worked at the center) took note of a score from another guy in the league and decided to have it announced over the loudspeaker.

"We would like to congratulate Mark on bowling a 299..... SERIES!"
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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2013, 08:45:58 AM »
When I was in college a few of my buddies and I went cosmic bowling. The lanes were toast and we were really having to loft to even get a ball to the pins. Well we're getting pretty drunk and one of my buddies (whom I assume was more wasted than the rest of us) lofts the ball missing the entire lane over the gutter and bounces onto the next lane to our right goes all the way down that lane and actually hit some pins lol

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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2013, 09:21:12 AM »
Last summer's Trios Fun League had a team called OddBalls. Very appropriate.

We called bowler #1 "Pogo". He was possum slow in starting his approach and, after delivering the ball, he'd start hopping around on his slide foot until it hit the pins. At that point, he'd stand still and stare towards the pins a bit too long. One night, Pogo began hopping all the way into an adjoining approach. The bowler on that lane finally had had enough. Anticipating Pogo's moves, he timed his own approach accordingly and slammed Pogo 6' past the foul line.

Bowler #2 was called NASCAR, because he threw a plastic Dale Earnhardt signature ball. Once on the approach, he'd get down on one knee and both hands to sight the lane, as if planning how to drive his ball around imaginary obstacles. In keeping with the ball's name, his delivery was always as fast and straight as he could manage. At the end of every series he was totally worn out, often in pain, and wondering why his high performance ball hadn't yielded strike after strike.

Bowler #3 called herself "Granny". She was 86-yrs old and suffering from dementia. Often very confused until Pogo and NASCAR could get her to pick up her ball, she was (sadly) the target of ridicule, too. One night, a young competitor, who had a pretty high average, started mocking her. Well, she managed to beat the jerk, and at the end of the series turned to him and said, "So there, smart ass!"

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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2013, 04:18:53 PM »
This was a couple of years ago at a tourney, or the first night of a scratch league....

I arrived at my pair and I was preparing to get my shoes on, when a guy on the next pair asked me with a loud tone of voice...

guy: "Hey man! Are you PBA?"

me: "no bro, I'm Filipino."

that ended the conversation....a year later, we bowled on the same league and same team...

That's a real "Knee Slapper" there...

Don't hurt yourself ;)

Got bruises on my knee...  :o

Need "compression" knee brace for it? ;)

Doesn't work to fix knee slapping... Only works on the muscles & ligaments... But that "compression jump suit", your boy Andy was talking bout, just might work for that side splittin' story of yours...  ???  :o  ::)

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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2013, 04:34:14 PM »
While bowling a mixed league one night, at least 4 of us stuck and fell on approach (we could't figure out what was going on).
We asked the house to wipe down and clean the approaches, within the next 5 minutes, 2 more stuck, one of them a decent size girl went over foul line ... You guessed it DOWN SHE WENT, oil on her clothes.

Well, it winds up my team mate who has REALLY old bowling shoes, had used a glue stick to put the sole back on his shoe (it didn't hold)....well after the sole fell off again that night he left it off...yep....kept on bowling with glue goo on the bottom of his shoe, and since he planted his foot, the stickiness did not bother him...what a night!

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Re: what's your funny experience at the alley?
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2013, 06:53:55 PM »
This was a couple of years ago at a tourney, or the first night of a scratch league....

I arrived at my pair and I was preparing to get my shoes on, when a guy on the next pair asked me with a loud tone of voice...

guy: "Hey man! Are you PBA?"

me: "no bro, I'm Filipino."

that ended the conversation....a year later, we bowled on the same league and same team...

That's a real "Knee Slapper" there...

Don't hurt yourself ;)

Got bruises on my knee...  :o

Need "compression" knee brace for it? ;)

Doesn't work to fix knee slapping... Only works on the muscles & ligaments... But that "compression jump suit", your boy Andy was talking bout, just might work for that side splittin' story of yours...  ???  :o  ::)

Your right, with that suit, it'll bring out the best in you :D just don't pop a vein when you slap that on ;)
« Last Edit: November 03, 2013, 06:59:38 PM by xrayjay »
Does a round object have sides? I say yes, pizza has triangles..

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