This guy is so great.

I'd like to nominate him for several awards! Also I mention some other awards he HAS been nominated for I believe!

1. Most likely to sand down your ball for you if you accidently get a 16 pounder from another BR member and thought you had agreed on 15.

2. Most likely to drill your ball for you so that the lable shows all the way down the lane.

3. Most nominated to Walk in front of you if you were in the Infantry.

4. Most nominated to Date your exwife if you really hated her!

5. Most nominated to date your neighbors 14 year old DAUGHTER if their dog sh*t on you lawn.

6.  Most nominated to talk to your pompous PHD neighbor at cocktail parties where he lorded over the crowd.

7.  Most nominated to send to competitors seminars on any topic.

8. Most nominated to screw in a light bulb if standing water was directly under it.

If you have some other nominations this is a great place to put them!

REgards,

Luckylefty
PS there is no doubt that this is one of BR long term members who loves to spoof!  Hmmmmm?  Who loves to spoof and get a little rise out of people?
I can't guess!



Edited on 6/9/2004 1:36 PM

I nominate Kornholio for most brain damaged relic of the 60's who posts on a bowling forum.
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Just run to the line, plant and heave.

"Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,"

HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!!!1  KORNHOLIO IS MY NEW IDOL.......

(Geez... maybe my analyst was right ----  I DO have to work on getting a life......)