Lane-oh dear he's got one of those particle things again!

Pins-You look worried, we dont have to though , its all burned out by the time it gets here

Lane-lucky you! OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! OW OW OW!!! those sharp things HURT!!

The 10 pin- ha ha missed again

Ball- this lane is wearing me out, why does that bozo use me!!

Lane-YOU'RE getting worn out!!! how do you think i feel!

Ball-oh well, i'm getting put back in the bag, night guys

Ball2-Hello lane

Lane-Hello shiny ball, you're owner grown a brain up there?

Pins-Help!!!

Ball-wheeeee!!!

Pins-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The AGONY!!!!

The 9 pin-bite me ball

Ball2-i tried, i wasn't going straight enough though

Old lane machine-till he retires me you'll have a full time job. He tried to put that new oil in me one day and i felt like i was crapping out a bus!

Ball-You think thats bad , my butts still on fire in here, damn house shots!!

And so it goes for the rest of the night- at a center near you(especially here in ozzieland, where deserts aren't just in the outback!)
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