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I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« on: February 12, 2014, 08:43:06 AM »
I instantly know you are a house-hack when:

You say things to me like, "This shot is so inconsistant, how can my Hyper Cell NOT hook but my Uproar hooks just fine.....?" (while everyone else is scoring pretty well)

Your turn......aaaaaand go.
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2014, 06:29:17 PM »
Quote from: RadioActive on February 12, 2014, 02:44:59 PM
As far as the house hack thing


I see you with 300-299-298 rings on every finger.


I do have to admit, this makes me laugh, every time :)
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vindo27

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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2014, 08:20:30 PM »
When u change balls eight times in three games . Or have a double followed by two ringing tens and switch. Or switch cause u can't play where "u want to play".
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2014, 09:19:31 PM »
When you show up at league with your eight ball donkey roller and the shot hasn't varied for 3 years. And sadly you use 6 of the balls while shooting 550.
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2014, 10:59:57 PM »
Quote from: Pinbuster on February 12, 2014, 09:19:31 PM
When you show up at league with your eight ball donkey roller and the shot hasn't varied for 3 years. And sadly you use 6 of the balls while shooting 550.

How could I forget, I bowled this guy last week, I knew he was a clown when he showed up with his albatross of a bag, 6 ball roller, all six balls are asymmetrical.
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #50 on: February 13, 2014, 07:07:35 AM »
Quote from: Pinbuster on February 12, 2014, 09:19:31 PM
When you show up at league with your eight ball donkey roller and the shot hasn't varied for 3 years. And sadly you use 6 of the balls while shooting 550.

Okay, I'll admit, this one is funny too haha
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2014, 07:26:08 AM »
Quote from: northface28 on February 12, 2014, 10:59:57 PM
Quote from: Pinbuster on February 12, 2014, 09:19:31 PM
When you show up at league with your eight ball donkey roller and the shot hasn't varied for 3 years. And sadly you use 6 of the balls while shooting 550.

How could I forget, I bowled this guy last week, I knew he was a clown when he showed up with his albatross of a bag, 6 ball roller, all six balls are asymmetrical.

Is this permissible if they're all new toys???
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #52 on: February 13, 2014, 07:56:59 AM »
Quote from: Impending Doom on February 13, 2014, 07:26:08 AM
Quote from: northface28 on February 12, 2014, 10:59:57 PM
Quote from: Pinbuster on February 12, 2014, 09:19:31 PM
When you show up at league with your eight ball donkey roller and the shot hasn't varied for 3 years. And sadly you use 6 of the balls while shooting 550.

How could I forget, I bowled this guy last week, I knew he was a clown when he showed up with his albatross of a bag, 6 ball roller, all six balls are asymmetrical.

Is this permissible if they're all new toys???

Busted... LoL!!  ;D  :P  ;D  8)
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Impending Doom

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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #53 on: February 13, 2014, 09:43:39 AM »
You got me, Pikey. You would know!
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Jesse James

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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #54 on: February 13, 2014, 10:03:24 AM »
Quote from: Pinbuster on February 12, 2014, 09:19:31 PM
When you show up at league with your eight ball donkey roller and the shot hasn't varied for 3 years. And sadly you use 6 of the balls while shooting 550.

Awwww....shoot! This guy knows me!! Dagnabbit!! LOL!
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #55 on: February 13, 2014, 11:45:12 AM »
I hate when people talk/brag about how far left they are..."Dude, I'm up against the ball return, what can I do?"

Dude, you drifted 20 boards back to 20 at the line.
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #56 on: February 13, 2014, 01:14:26 PM »
....When I hear you complain about how the shot seems to be different week after week.

....When the shot is set up for the mechanic and that is why he can only score.

.....When you say "this shot is not designed for my bowling"

btw I am no mechanic nor do I work at a center... anymore :)
« Last Edit: February 13, 2014, 01:16:21 PM by Sleeve857 »
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Re: I Instantly Know You're a House-Hack when.......
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2014, 02:00:00 PM »


Some comments that we usually hear after the events are over.

Each lane was different and I never did get one lane figured out.
If I could have carried the 10 pin I would have shot a ton.
The pins were off spot all night long.
The people that score in this house, have a ball drilled just for this house and they can't  use it any where else.
My break point was way off from what we had last week.
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