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Good Times Good Times

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Staffer Quotes..
« on: November 18, 2013, 09:20:17 AM »
Got a kick out of this recent staffer quote posted for a ball I'm considering:

"made the turn and dashed into the pocket destroying the rack like a wrecking ball used in demolishing buildings"

Really?
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MrNickRo

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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 09:25:58 AM »
That doesn't make you want to buy it?
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Impending Doom

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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 10:02:33 AM »
Must be the new Miley Cyrus ball.
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2013, 10:22:37 AM »

I'm a staffer, and I NEED whatever ball that was... ;)

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itsallaboutme

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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2013, 10:27:49 AM »
It's creative…….ya gotta give 'em that.
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ronaldhjr

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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2013, 11:15:36 AM »
I was not ready for that, I thought it was going to be a little more to it, honestly I laughed both times I read it.
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2013, 11:25:57 AM »
Quote from: itsallaboutme on November 18, 2013, 10:27:49 AM
It's creative…….ya gotta give 'em that.

Creative? Someone got too happy and forgot they aren't talking to little kids
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Matt Fortney

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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2013, 11:51:32 AM »
What ball is this!? I NEED a ball that destroys the pins like a wrecking ball!

Lol. Obviously sarcasm. Funny.
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2013, 11:55:55 AM »
Quote from: Impending Doom on November 18, 2013, 10:02:33 AM
Must be the new Miley Cyrus ball.

You can "twerk" it w/a scotch brite pad...  :o  8)
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2013, 12:32:34 PM »
New requirement as a staffer...must be a creative writer!
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2013, 01:37:23 PM »
I am sure it started with the standard "it got thru the heads clean". Don't they all?
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2013, 05:16:45 PM »
Quote from: simmonst19 on November 18, 2013, 01:37:23 PM
I am sure it started with the standard "it got thru the heads clean". Don't they all?

and has more "continuation" than the previous ball in the line.

and this will be the first ball out of the bag.
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2013, 05:49:36 PM »
Quote from: billdozer on November 18, 2013, 12:32:34 PM
New requirement as a staffer...must be a creative writer!

Creative?  Nah, just repetitive and move the sentences around!

I can tell you there is one staffer I know on here who tell's it like is and honest reviews. Not naming the person but I'm sure most know who I am talking about if you've been on this site for a long time.
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2013, 05:57:44 PM »
Unfortunately, it is only one.Kinda wish they didn't speak at all.They"Usually"don't give any good information, other than all the previous lines posted !!
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Re: Staffer Quotes..
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2013, 06:10:07 PM »
How many ways can you say the ball is good? It goes long and snaps, it hooks the whole lane, its the most aggressive ball yet....ect ect

People don't want the ball that is best for them they want what they think is best for them.


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