"Or the industry develops a product that protects the heads from damage from the impact of the bowling ball (the original intent of lane conditioner, BTW) and make the oil so it never moves, disintegrates, dissipates, etc."
Aren't the new Fire and Ice oils designed to be a step closer to just this? Obviously, there is a ways to go to formulate a conditioner that maintains its integrity in spite of oil sucking balls being thrown on it, but it seems that at least Kegel is working towards this goal.