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General Category => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: Kinalyx on March 07, 2007, 02:50:53 AM
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There was a thread a while back about funny/clever team names, i cant seem to find it. Anyone have any idea of how to get to that post?
Shawn
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The two teams I bowl with this year are called
Gutter Divers
Tuckin' Fen Pin
In the summer we base our name on whoever the Pittsburgh Steelers draft first in the NFL draft. Some past names include...Big Uglies, Slim Somoan, We can't spell it, Miller Time...things like that. The tradition actually started with the NY Giants....they drafted a receiver named Thomas Lewis from Indiana in the first round...and no one had any information on him on ESPN...So...the team was called Who's Thomas Lewis. He got hurt his first year so the next year the team was...We still don't know....then he broke his foot so....Bad Foot.....he finally played the next year and did okay so....When He's Healthy He's not to bad.....then he got cut so it was.....Who's Thomas Lewis.
Chuck
Edited on 3/8/2007 10:29 AM
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The best I've heard is Smell My Finger
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hot peas and butta
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czverick construction...the guys i bowl with are golf pros and they love caddy shack...
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We Crank our Balls
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Move left, hook it more.....
Tommy Jones is a Gamecock fan...are you???
Spares raise your average...Strikes win you titles...
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Best Fall Team Names
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I think this is what you were looking for.
My team's name is "No Balls". Our anchor bowler showed up the first night of league with no balls. He came straight from work and had left his equipment home. We took all seven that night and he told the other team (who he had bowled with last year) that he could beat them with No Balls. The name stuck.
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Enjoy,
Bob
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Our standard team name is FUBAR...
...but at a recent tournament one of the guys named us "left turn only"...I really liked that name!
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My favorite: Big Dicks halfway Inn
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Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't... you're probably right.
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X-Rated
Hookers all the way
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Uranium HRG 14lbs
G Force 14lbs
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Ours is...Pre Emptive Strikers
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Not All Bowlers Are Liars But A Lot of Liars Bowl!
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Ours is Bass Ackwards
I seen one somewhere that was 4 balls and 2 splits I thought that was good one
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team sippy cup
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dirty jerz
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quote:
Our standard team name is FUBAR...
That is my winter teams name as well.
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A few from our league:
Pin Slappers
Poke Her Face
Fumunda Cheez
Kenny Lovers
Wasted Man Goo
Yellow Discharge
With Ourselves
The Three Hy-Men
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5 fockers
after our teams favorite movie
meet the fockers
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You got KTFO (knocked the f*** out)
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Wannabe Regional staff member.
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A junior team in my league back in the early '90s called themselves "Steamy Cooze" and "Holy Shi'ite"
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No, my name is not Prince and I'm not particularly funky.
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http://members.bowl.com/FindAMember/memberView.aspx?mp=418&ms=2006&s=2006-2007
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We named our team I BOWL handicap
I = Indian
B = Black
O = Oriental
W = White
L = Latino
We have everyone of these nationalities on our team, so figured we would do something with that.
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Chris Leftwich
Active Duty Coast Guard member.
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My personal favorite
The Stink Fingerz
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Track Legion.
Mean Machine
Blue Heat
The One
Heat Remake
Slate Blue Gargoyle
Spare Tire
Superfreak
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BIFMA - Bowling is fun my a**
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Tracy
TEXAS CONNECTION
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Current one is a double's league, our name is "Shake N Bake" which we got from Talledega Nights. Last summer our name was "Bootinanascootin" which is something Larry McReynolds said during a nascar race last year, we thought it was creative.
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Had a team once named "Nads" No one realized how funny it was until the cheering started. Go Nads, go nads.
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Charter Member FOS
Have Balls - Will Travel
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My Friday night team is called "Just the Tip"
This past summer I was on a team with 2 guys whose last name is Cox....
So, "In COX we trust" was selected. The funny part was of course they always put the team numbers on the sheet so it always read "9 In COX we trust"
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You hit 9, you get 9.
Unless you want to spot the mechanic a 20 before league, then it better fall!
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wrist one off
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here is a couple of team names that i bowl on
bingerfangs
bouchdags
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There was a team on a league I bowled on once named "Dammit."
I don't know why that makes me laugh, but it does.
Jess
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In a mixed league a couple of years ago there was a team named "Tig Ole Bitties"
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One old team member was always in the bar, smoking, when it was his turn. I tried to change the team name to "Hey Doug, you're up!!", but changed teams instead.
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heres a couple more i know of in this area where i bowl
league
a mixed league with a team called
3 dongs and a thong
T D @T
tweener dumper twister
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Here's a couple from our league:
Spare Me
10th Frame Meltdown
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Here are two of the team names I have used:
Brown Bag It
Battle-Danks
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