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Kinalyx

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Team name post?!
« on: March 07, 2007, 02:50:53 AM »
There was a thread a while back about funny/clever team names, i cant seem to find it.  Anyone have any idea of how to get to that post?


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cnimsk

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2007, 04:47:12 PM »
The two teams I bowl with this year are called

Gutter Divers

Tuckin' Fen Pin

In the summer we base our name on whoever the Pittsburgh Steelers draft first in the NFL draft. Some past names include...Big Uglies, Slim Somoan, We can't spell it, Miller Time...things like that. The tradition actually started with the NY Giants....they drafted a receiver named Thomas Lewis from Indiana in the first round...and no one had any information on him on ESPN...So...the team was called Who's Thomas Lewis. He got hurt his first year so the next year the team was...We still don't know....then he broke his foot so....Bad Foot.....he finally played the next year and did okay so....When He's Healthy He's not to bad.....then he got cut so it was.....Who's Thomas Lewis.

Chuck

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BirwinJR

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2007, 04:52:09 PM »
The best I've heard is Smell My Finger

splitcity

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2007, 04:55:10 PM »
hot peas and butta
lets face it... this isnt deadlifting or picking up women.. its BOWLING!!!! Stop acting tough when you roll 4 strikes in a row!!!

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2007, 05:05:23 PM »
czverick construction...the guys i bowl with are golf pros and they love caddy shack...
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themachine300

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2007, 06:41:10 PM »
We Crank our Balls
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Move left, hook it more.....

Tommy Jones is a Gamecock fan...are you???

Spares raise your average...Strikes win you titles...
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Bowl To Win!
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Robadat

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 07:36:56 PM »
Best Fall Team Names


I think this is what you were looking for.

My team's name is "No Balls".  Our anchor bowler showed up the first night of league with no balls.  He came straight from work and had left his equipment home.  We took all seven that night and he told the other team (who he had bowled with last year) that he could beat them with No Balls.  The name stuck.
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Goof1073

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2007, 07:44:53 PM »
Our standard team name is FUBAR...

...but at a recent tournament one of the guys named us "left turn only"...I really liked that name!
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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2007, 07:51:00 PM »
My favorite: Big Dicks halfway Inn
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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2007, 07:55:47 PM »
X-Rated
Hookers all the way

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G Force 14lbs

DrStrikenstein

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2007, 08:02:56 PM »
Ours is...Pre Emptive Strikers
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miller67

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2007, 11:23:33 PM »
Ours is Bass Ackwards
I seen one somewhere that was 4 balls and 2 splits I thought that was good one

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2007, 01:01:18 AM »
team sippy cup
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Fathead

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2007, 05:34:12 AM »
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Our standard team name is FUBAR...


That is my winter teams name as well.

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Re: Team name post?!
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2007, 06:02:25 AM »
A few from our league:
Pin Slappers
Poke Her Face
Fumunda Cheez
Kenny Lovers
Wasted Man Goo
Yellow Discharge
With Ourselves
The Three Hy-Men