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DonSVO

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lane manners, had a new one yesterday!
« on: February 26, 2005, 04:04:51 AM »
kid i was bowling next to had a near-45* waist turn, and his slide leg came all the way over into my lane. lol, like middle of my lane. sure enough, he finally tripped MY FOUL LIGHT. i was so inscensed i could have beaten him to death with my Barbed Wire (least desireable ball in the bag, LMAO).

i POLITELY asked him to stop sliding into my lane and hitting my foul light... his answer was, 'just erase the frame, dude, dont be such a hard-azz'. fine. i can do that. 2 frames later, guess what Parker Bohn jr. did. yup.

so i said some very un-PC things and informed him of just how i was going to remove his leg at the hip and stuff it up his rectal orifice, along with his ball. HAHAHAHA, he asked the lady up front to have me moved. she calls me up to the desk to ask the situation to which i tell her what he is doing. she moves HIM. sucks when i know the staff and he doesn't.

ever had people pi$$ in your cheerios, then just shrug it off like its nothing??? grrrrrrrrr!
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Re: lane manners, had a new one yesterday!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2005, 12:19:58 PM »
Gotta love the kids. Play nice you big bully.
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Re: lane manners, had a new one yesterday!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2005, 12:49:33 PM »
Good job Don!!!

 
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i said some very un-PC things


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Re: lane manners, had a new one yesterday!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2005, 02:19:01 PM »
Just becareful you don't do the same thing to a huge guy in a pizza shop with his girlfriend (read the "people make me sick" post).
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Re: lane manners, had a new one yesterday!
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2005, 04:42:47 AM »
If he sets off the foul light on your lanes then its foul for him.
Correct me if Im wrong but I was told that the line of the foul extends all the way along the lanes and up the wall. The wall bit came into effect one night when someone stopped themselves falling over by grabbing hold of the wall past the foul line.
If it happens again itll hurt him more than shouting at him.
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Re: lane manners, had a new one yesterday!
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2005, 04:59:58 AM »
We have a guy in our league that doest the " cross over 2-3 lanes" expecting every ball to be a strike and I'm on TV...thing. He is a good bowler, a pretty nice guy...BUT...very frustrating to see him coming to your lane when you are getting ready...it's just something most have gotten used to, not that we all like it, but it's just "his thing".

Now, the thing to watch is when my wife gets pis*ed and he's next to us, she'll wait, as she should..BUT then gets up ready and makes it a point for him to see her and she'll say something like...OH, sorry I thought this was MY lane...or something else smart a*s...he gets the hint and moves the 2-3 lanes down where he belongs...

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