Hey, Baltimora....Energy pouch...beer gut....LMFAO. A friend of mine used to have a tee shirt that said "This is not a beer gut -- it's a fuel cell for a sex machine." IN his case, however, I'm POSITIVE it didn't improve his love life.
On a more serious note, my wife has one of those magnetic bracelets from Q-link---she wears it on her wrist all the time and says it works on her back pain.