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SrKegler

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The story of Thongprincess
« on: July 17, 2005, 11:19:54 PM »
Since so many of you have asked, here's the story of how Thongprincess got her nickname.

Los Angeles, Ca, middle of the summer.  The Temperature, unlike her scores, is climbing into triple digits.  Airconditioning goes out at the local lanes.

Just to salvage a decent series, she finishes the night bowling in her thong.  Gets a rousing ovation from all the men at the alley.

Word quickly spreads around town about this hot chick that bowls.  House is packed next week, unfortunately the air conditioning works.  No thong  .

Since bowling had been in such a decline, the owner, in desperation, shuts off the A/C again.  Win/win for him, house full of hot thirsty bowlers.

Just being a valley chick earned her the princess title, bowling in a thong, add them together.

This is why we invite her to all our gatherings, then pray the air goes out.
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dogman666

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2005, 09:10:35 AM »
Any videos?
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SrKegler

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2005, 09:18:27 AM »
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Any videos?


Nope, she's our ace in the hole.  Only way to see her is at one of our gatherings.  Take a look at the list of people attending.  99% are men.  If everyone could see her for a few bucks, she wouldn't have the drawing power and our gatherings would fall off.
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2005, 01:35:23 PM »
This is the single greatest bowling story i ever heard! Sometime i gotta tell you the story about the legend of the leopard skin pants!

They seriously need to make a show about the crazy antics that go on in leagues all across the country!

Now that's a kodak moment if i ever saw one!

OR maybe a mastercard commercial
league fees:$15 drinks:$6 sacrificing your pants casuse your a true bowler priceless! -lol
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BowlerKidR

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2005, 01:36:41 PM »
So what does this THONG PRINCESS look like? Does she just have a nice ass' or it she have a nice ass' and top heavy?
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2005, 01:41:24 PM »
We want a picture on thongprincess .
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thfonz98

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2005, 01:53:13 PM »
EDITED: hi
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Edited on 7/18/2005 3:14 PM

Edited on 7/18/2005 3:14 PM
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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2005, 02:57:11 PM »

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2005, 04:30:33 PM »
Wow...  that's not quite how I remember Thong Princess telling the story.  Hmm...
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SrKegler

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2005, 04:36:06 PM »
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Wow...  that's not quite how I remember Thong Princess telling the story.  Hmm...
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Remember I've met most of the older members of the site.  Everyone knows if you want the real story, I'm the guy to see.

Bear in mind, she's a school teacher, and had to tone down the story to maintain her image.
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J_Mac

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2005, 04:40:49 PM »
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Wow...  that's not quite how I remember Thong Princess telling the story.  Hmm...

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Remember I've met most of the older members of the site.  Everyone knows if you want the real story, I'm the guy to see.

Bear in mind, she's a school teacher, and had to tone down the story to maintain her image.
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thfonz98

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2005, 05:09:57 PM »
sorry..too slow
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bowling9883

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2005, 05:15:59 PM »
That's cool. I would definitely like to see that.
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thfonz98

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2005, 05:30:34 PM »
sorry, cant(maybe sometime later though)
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T Brockette

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Re: The story of Thongprincess
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2005, 05:31:42 PM »
Ha, good thing I wrote it down!
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