Post by: SrKegler on July 17, 2005, 11:19:54 PM
Los Angeles, Ca, middle of the summer. The Temperature, unlike her scores, is climbing into triple digits. Airconditioning goes out at the local lanes.
Just to salvage a decent series, she finishes the night bowling in her thong. Gets a rousing ovation from all the men at the alley.
Word quickly spreads around town about this hot chick that bowls. House is packed next week, unfortunately the air conditioning works. No thong
.Since bowling had been in such a decline, the owner, in desperation, shuts off the A/C again. Win/win for him, house full of hot thirsty bowlers.
Just being a valley chick earned her the princess title, bowling in a thong, add them together.
This is why we invite her to all our gatherings, then pray the air goes out.
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~~~SrK - Have balls, will travel
Spending the kids inheritance one tournament at a time.
Post by: dogman666 on July 18, 2005, 09:10:35 AM
Post by: SrKegler on July 18, 2005, 09:18:27 AM
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Any videos?
Nope, she's our ace in the hole. Only way to see her is at one of our gatherings. Take a look at the list of people attending. 99% are men. If everyone could see her for a few bucks, she wouldn't have the drawing power and our gatherings would fall off.
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~~~SrK - Have balls, will travel
Charter member F.O.S.
Post by: Speedburner89 on July 18, 2005, 01:35:23 PM
They seriously need to make a show about the crazy antics that go on in leagues all across the country!
Now that's a kodak moment if i ever saw one!
OR maybe a mastercard commercial
league fees:$15 drinks:$6 sacrificing your pants casuse your a true bowler priceless!
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Disintegration by the Cure is the greatest album ever!
Tommy Jones is God!
Five little known songs that will change the way you look at music:
<Maybe Someday - The Cure
<Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
<Loser - Beck
<Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
<Stand inside your love - The Smashing Pumpkins
Post by: BowlerKidR on July 18, 2005, 01:36:41 PM
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"Strike for show, spare for dough"
I LIKE TO BOWL
Im A Hammer Head 100%
Post by: azus on July 18, 2005, 01:41:24 PM
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Post by: thfonz98 on July 18, 2005, 01:53:13 PM
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I have a problem..i'm a fluffer
Our military's drama club? (http://"http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=way_to_armadillo")
F.O.S. Member....Proof (http://"http://www.bowlingballexchange.com/upload_files/MVC-011F.JPG")
Edited on 7/18/2005 3:14 PM
Edited on 7/18/2005 3:14 PM
Post by: ThongPrincess on July 18, 2005, 02:57:11 PM
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It's not that life is too short. It's that you are dead
for sooooo LONG
Post by: J_Mac on July 18, 2005, 04:30:33 PM
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
Post by: SrKegler on July 18, 2005, 04:36:06 PM
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Wow... that's not quite how I remember Thong Princess telling the story. Hmm...
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Remember I've met most of the older members of the site. Everyone knows if you want the real story, I'm the guy to see.
Bear in mind, she's a school teacher, and had to tone down the story to maintain her image.
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~~~SrK - Have balls, will travel
Charter member F.O.S.
Post by: J_Mac on July 18, 2005, 04:40:49 PM
quote:quote:
Wow... that's not quite how I remember Thong Princess telling the story. Hmm...
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Remember I've met most of the older members of the site. Everyone knows if you want the real story, I'm the guy to see.
Bear in mind, she's a school teacher, and had to tone down the story to maintain her image.
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~~~SrK - Have balls, will travel
Charter member F.O.S.
Riiiiggghhhtttt...
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
Post by: thfonz98 on July 18, 2005, 05:09:57 PM
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I have a problem..i'm a fluffer
Our military's drama club? (http://"http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=way_to_armadillo")
F.O.S. Member....Proof (http://"http://www.bowlingballexchange.com/upload_files/MVC-011F.JPG")
Post by: bowling9883 on July 18, 2005, 05:15:59 PM
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No more wrist guard. No more inconsistency. Which way would you go?
Post by: thfonz98 on July 18, 2005, 05:30:34 PM
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I have a problem..i'm a fluffer
Our military's drama club? (http://"http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=way_to_armadillo")
F.O.S. Member....Proof (http://"http://www.bowlingballexchange.com/upload_files/MVC-011F.JPG")
Post by: T Brockette on July 18, 2005, 05:31:42 PM
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Tracy
If you want to play, train your body
If you want to win, train your heart
Post by: tenpinspro on July 18, 2005, 05:37:42 PM
If that's how the title is earned, I'd just hope to never to see the name "ThongRags" here on BR...
j/k Rags....
Post by: Speedburner89 on July 18, 2005, 05:46:51 PM
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Disintegration by the Cure is the greatest album ever!
Tommy Jones is God!
Five little known songs that will change the way you look at music:
<Maybe Someday - The Cure
<Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
<Loser - Beck
<Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
<Stand inside your love - The Smashing Pumpkins
Post by: Speedburner89 on July 18, 2005, 05:52:58 PM
they just can't compete with that
sheesh!
just kidding
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Disintegration by the Cure is the greatest album ever!
Tommy Jones is God!
Five little known songs that will change the way you look at music:
<Maybe Someday - The Cure
<Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
<Loser - Beck
<Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
<Stand inside your love - The Smashing Pumpkins
Post by: BowlerKidR on July 18, 2005, 05:53:32 PM
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Man, I need to find a way to shut off the AC at my center - jesus christ!
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Disintegration by the Cure is the greatest album ever!
Tommy Jones is God!
Five little known songs that will change the way you look at music:
<Maybe Someday - The Cure
<Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
<Loser - Beck
<Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
<Stand inside your love - The Smashing Pumpkins
Thats easy...go to the basement where all the electricity enters the building, and take an AXE and start to hack away. Just be aware of the risk of being electricuited
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"Strike for show, spare for dough"
I LIKE TO BOWL
Im A Hammer Head 100%
Post by: thfonz98 on July 18, 2005, 06:18:06 PM
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what pics!? we demand pics!
here a pic from the br gathering tehy had
http://home.comcast.net/~bonbon_13/IMG_0027.jpg
but its joe falco shootin a spare.
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I have a problem..i'm a fluffer
Our military's drama club? (http://"http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=way_to_armadillo")
F.O.S. Member....Proof (http://"http://www.bowlingballexchange.com/upload_files/MVC-011F.JPG")
Post by: GordoJ52 on July 18, 2005, 06:47:23 PM
Jeff
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AIM: GordoJ52
Email: GordoJ52@AOL.COM
It may not be pretty, but it gets the job done!! GOTTA... STOP...... BUYING BALLS...
Post by: MI 2 AZ on July 18, 2005, 07:00:36 PM
http://www.bowl4fun.com/scrapbook/scrap3.htm
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"Those who will give up essential liberty to secure a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
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I am the SGT Schultz of bowling.
"I know nothing! I see nothing! NOTHING!"
Post by: thfonz98 on July 18, 2005, 07:05:12 PM
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Is she on one of these pages?
http://www.bowl4fun.com/scrapbook/scrap3.htm
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"Those who will give up essential liberty to secure a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
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I am the SGT Schultz of bowling.
"I know nothing! I see nothing! NOTHING!"
lets hope it one of the ones on page 4( http://www.bowl4fun.com/scrapbook/pics/michael.jpg specifically)
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I have a problem..i'm a fluffer
Our military's drama club? (http://"http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=way_to_armadillo")
F.O.S. Member....Proof (http://"http://www.bowlingballexchange.com/upload_files/MVC-011F.JPG")
Post by: SrKegler on July 18, 2005, 07:08:25 PM
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~~~SrK - Have balls, will travel
Charter member F.O.S.
Post by: MI 2 AZ on July 18, 2005, 07:10:29 PM
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__________________________________
"Those who will give up essential liberty to secure a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
________________________________________
I am the SGT Schultz of bowling.
"I know nothing! I see nothing! NOTHING!"
Post by: BrunsNick on July 18, 2005, 07:46:06 PM
I bowl with her tomorrow night, and its been VERY VERY hot inside the bowling center lately.
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Post by: Speedburner89 on July 18, 2005, 09:49:15 PM
That micheal from NC is one lucky son of a B****!
Did you see those girls!
I don't know about you guys, but thongprincess can give me a detention any day!
Man i'm such a horndog!
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Disintegration by the Cure is the greatest album ever!
Tommy Jones is God!
Five little known songs that will change the way you look at music:
<Maybe Someday - The Cure
<Dreaming of Me - Depeche Mode
<Loser - Beck
<Blackhole Sun - Soundgarden
<Stand inside your love - The Smashing Pumpkins
Post by: ThongPrincess on July 19, 2005, 01:55:46 AM
I sure needed a good laugh after bowling my sport league tonight
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It's not that life is too short. It's that you are dead
for sooooo LONG