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Speedburner89

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The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« on: February 27, 2006, 08:36:54 AM »
Robert Mushtare can wear all the dexter heel and sole combonations at the same time.

Robert Mushtare's bowling balls repel oil.

When Robert Mushtare bowls on CATS the system overloads and explodes from his awesomeness.

Robert Mushtare's track flares in four directions at once.

Not only can Robert Mushtare smell victory, he also hears lane oil.

Robert Mushtare uses the hand drier to dry the tears off his victims faces.

Tommy Jones wishes he could be as good as Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare wishes he had some real competition.

Robert Mushtare went to an Ebonite plant and got a Brunswick ball because he's Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare got Dave Ryan his job with the PBA because he's Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare's own two balls are larger than the ones he throws.

Robert Mushtare has both forward and reverse pitch in his thumbhole.

Robert Mushtare is a quadriplegic, too bad nothing can stop Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare is listed under bowling god in the dictionary.

Robert Mushtare can bowl pot games, take all your money, and keep his junior status because he's Robert Mushtare.

Robert Mushtare fears no one, not Joe Gorro, not even Chuck Norris.
         

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KingCranker

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2006, 04:44:52 PM »
something smells fishy about Robert Mushtare  ~ ~ ~
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hawkeye4life

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2006, 04:49:05 PM »
i agree with everything besides the last statement, everyone is afriad of chuck
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2006, 04:58:08 PM »
LMAO, that's just crazy! LOL!! Glad I didn't just take a drink or it'd be on the screen!
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shakezilla9

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2006, 05:10:15 PM »
NOT EVEN CHUCK? he's down right hard core
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2006, 05:26:32 PM »
You forgot to add his latest achievement---he bowled another 900----LEFT handed this time..................
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2006, 05:29:18 PM »
Well i think if he's this good he's got to be your next .......PREDSIDENT
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Speedburner89

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2006, 05:29:49 PM »
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You forgot to add his latest achievement---he bowled another 900----LEFT handed this time..................
 


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LuckyLefty

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2006, 05:43:51 PM »
I CAN hear lane oil or lack of....you can't???

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2006, 06:02:38 PM »
Huh???????
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2006, 06:24:40 PM »
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Well i think if he's this good he's got to be your next .......PREDSIDENT
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2006, 07:08:17 PM »
I saw that Robert has made JOG this year in Florida.  I hope when this is proven to be a hoax and that Robert is the biggest joke in bowling that he doesnt even show up.  If he does i hope he is laughed at and then he decides to leave and quit bowling for life this kid is a joke!! He has no credentials except for the fact that he averages 260 or whatever at his own house owned by his dad and 5 900s.  WOW!! How many PBA players have a 900 hmm i dont know any!! I love the quote where his dad talks about him being a pba pro haha how about getting some sort of credentials so you arent looked at as a joke!! You know robert why dont you just put on a blindfold when you bowl so you can be the first person to throw a 900 blindfolded, im sure there is no difference between you doing that and bowling regular.  Im just glad your not a lefty so that way people just dont blame your 900s on being  a lefty!! If your 900(s) get approved i can promise you that following week ill be the next one to shoot one to and then i will join the PBA as well!!!
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2006, 07:40:09 PM »
I knew Chuck Norris was going to be in there somewhere!!!! Chuck should show who is boss at bowling! Cause ya know Chuck Norris is the man!!!
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2006, 07:45:50 PM »
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I saw that Robert has made JOG this year in Florida.  I hope when this is proven to be a hoax and that Robert is the biggest joke in bowling that he doesnt even show up.  If he does i hope he is laughed at and then he decides to leave and quit bowling for life this kid is a joke!! He has no credentials except for the fact that he averages 260 or whatever at his own house owned by his dad and 5 900s.  WOW!! How many PBA players have a 900 hmm i dont know any!! I love the quote where his dad talks about him being a pba pro haha how about getting some sort of credentials so you arent looked at as a joke!! You know robert why dont you just put on a blindfold when you bowl so you can be the first person to throw a 900 blindfolded, im sure there is no difference between you doing that and bowling regular.  Im just glad your not a lefty so that way people just dont blame your 900s on being  a lefty!! If your 900(s) get approved i can promise you that following week ill be the next one to shoot one to and then i will join the PBA as well!!!


Haha...wouldn't we all feel stupid if he does bowl a 900 at JOG? It won't happen, but you have to admit...you'll at least let out a little chuckle if he does prove everyone wrong...

By no means do I like the kid, but I was just thinking it would make me feel pretty dumb for trashing him and then he does do it in JOG.
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2006, 07:51:30 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks this is no longer funny?

Am I the only one sick to death of hearing thi sname?

Am I the only one who thinks this is just so much horse manure?

Am I the only one who thinks this is no longer about bowling?

A m I the only one who wants to vomit if I see his name one more time?

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