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Speedburner89

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The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare pt. 2
« on: February 27, 2006, 12:34:39 PM »
Robert Mushtare once roundhouse kicked Patrick Allen in the face, he hasn't looked the same since.

Robert Mushtare can throw the ball with 500+ degrees of axis tilt.

One of Robert Mushtare's balls is the prime minister of Estonia while another owns a textile factory downtown.

The High gloss finish on a bowling ball was introduced after someone saw Robert Mushtare's shiny radiant skin glowing in the sunlight.

After his win at the Motel 6 Phoenix Classic Ritchie Allen gave Robert Mushtare his headband as a keep sake, too bad Robert Mushtare never sweats.

Robert Mushtare has shot a perfect series a perfect amount of times.

When Robert Mushtare has s*x with his significant other a bowling ball is born.

Just watching Robert Mushtare will turn you to stone.

Robert Mushtare is illegal in 48 states.

When Robert Mushtare shoots the lights out he literally shatters all the light bulbs in the center with his explosive strike ball.

Robert Mushtare is better than Jesus.... in bowling ability.



 

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thehurricane

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare pt. 2
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2006, 09:19:47 PM »
Robert Mushtare bowled a 303 game without handicap. Jesus only bowled a 301.

Walking E

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare pt. 2
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2006, 10:28:31 PM »
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I read somewhere that he did Michael Fagans hair at the Open too.


FWIW, I think "Duckie" Fagan has the best hair on tour
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snowman4951

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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare pt. 2
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2006, 11:39:54 PM »
Wasn't Robert Mushtare, Robert Redford's stunt double for the Natural. He really hit that ball out of the park....and yes he did knock the cover off the ball....Oh didn't he do something with a Red Sea? I know he owned some boat and saved 2 of every creature too!!
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare pt. 2
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2006, 06:46:19 AM »
Robert Mushtare once took a stainless steel delorean and 1.21 gigawatts and went back into time, and invented bowling of course.
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Re: The TRUTH about Robert Mushtare pt. 2
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2006, 07:09:02 AM »
what the heck... I'll try my "hand" at this...Raz-a-Mataz

Mushtare has a better "mental game" than the "The Amazing Kreskin" and is able to "will" 900's at random, and even has Kreskin shaking his head.

Mushtare is a better Magician than "The Great Houdini", he pulls 900's out of
thin air.

Robert Mushtare is said to sleep with his own security blanket that he has had since he was very young, his father now lets him lay the "blanket" down just past the foul line (only during pre-bowls, of course), it is said to have given him special powers?????

Mushtare is now running for USBC President; He is rumored to have said "This will be easy to be elected as the head to this puss_  as_ed  organization, it seems to be a totally fabracated agency, and I like that". He further indicated "I want to bring the fun and humor back into bowling, so everyone that's a USBC member can expect to experience the 900 set "on paper"."
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Edited on 2/28/2006 9:03 AM