Post by: Speedburner89 on February 27, 2006, 08:36:54 AM
Robert Mushtare's bowling balls repel oil.
When Robert Mushtare bowls on CATS the system overloads and explodes from his awesomeness.
Robert Mushtare's track flares in four directions at once.
Not only can Robert Mushtare smell victory, he also hears lane oil.
Robert Mushtare uses the hand drier to dry the tears off his victims faces.
Tommy Jones wishes he could be as good as Robert Mushtare.
Robert Mushtare wishes he had some real competition.
Robert Mushtare went to an Ebonite plant and got a Brunswick ball because he's Robert Mushtare.
Robert Mushtare got Dave Ryan his job with the PBA because he's Robert Mushtare.
Robert Mushtare's own two balls are larger than the ones he throws.
Robert Mushtare has both forward and reverse pitch in his thumbhole.
Robert Mushtare is a quadriplegic, too bad nothing can stop Robert Mushtare.
Robert Mushtare is listed under bowling god in the dictionary.
Robert Mushtare can bowl pot games, take all your money, and keep his junior status because he's Robert Mushtare.
Robert Mushtare fears no one, not Joe Gorro, not even Chuck Norris.
-later
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Post by: KingCranker on February 27, 2006, 04:44:52 PM
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Post by: hawkeye4life on February 27, 2006, 04:49:05 PM
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Post by: Fatboy8 on February 27, 2006, 04:58:08 PM
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Second place is first loser.
Post by: shakezilla9 on February 27, 2006, 05:10:15 PM
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the word gullible is not in the dictionary
Post by: nd300 on February 27, 2006, 05:26:32 PM
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Chris
Lane#1--nothing else hits like 'em.
Post by: Supermo on February 27, 2006, 05:29:18 PM
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Hit em thin watch em Spin
If your Dog thinks you are the Best , Do not ASK FOR A SECOND OPINION !
Post by: Speedburner89 on February 27, 2006, 05:29:49 PM
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You forgot to add his latest achievement---he bowled another 900----LEFT handed this time..................
d'oh
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Post by: LuckyLefty on February 27, 2006, 05:43:51 PM
REgards,
Luckylefty
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Post by: nd300 on February 27, 2006, 06:02:38 PM
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Chris
Lane#1--nothing else hits like 'em.
Post by: Sawuser on February 27, 2006, 06:24:40 PM
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Well i think if he's this good he's got to be your next .......PREDSIDENT
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Post by: onerevaway on February 27, 2006, 07:08:17 PM
Post by: Slopsurprise on February 27, 2006, 07:40:09 PM
Post by: fins4ever88 on February 27, 2006, 07:45:50 PM
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I saw that Robert has made JOG this year in Florida. I hope when this is proven to be a hoax and that Robert is the biggest joke in bowling that he doesnt even show up. If he does i hope he is laughed at and then he decides to leave and quit bowling for life this kid is a joke!! He has no credentials except for the fact that he averages 260 or whatever at his own house owned by his dad and 5 900s. WOW!! How many PBA players have a 900 hmm i dont know any!! I love the quote where his dad talks about him being a pba pro haha how about getting some sort of credentials so you arent looked at as a joke!! You know robert why dont you just put on a blindfold when you bowl so you can be the first person to throw a 900 blindfolded, im sure there is no difference between you doing that and bowling regular. Im just glad your not a lefty so that way people just dont blame your 900s on being a lefty!! If your 900(s) get approved i can promise you that following week ill be the next one to shoot one to and then i will join the PBA as well!!!
Haha...wouldn't we all feel stupid if he does bowl a 900 at JOG? It won't happen, but you have to admit...you'll at least let out a little chuckle if he does prove everyone wrong...
By no means do I like the kid, but I was just thinking it would make me feel pretty dumb for trashing him and then he does do it in JOG.
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Post by: charlest on February 27, 2006, 07:51:30 PM
Am I the only one sick to death of hearing thi sname?
Am I the only one who thinks this is just so much horse manure?
Am I the only one who thinks this is no longer about bowling?
A m I the only one who wants to vomit if I see his name one more time?
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Post by: Speedburner89 on February 27, 2006, 08:04:10 PM
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Am I the only one who thinks this is no longer funny?
Yes
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Post by: Jzero on February 27, 2006, 08:19:27 PM
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if all else fails, just throw it.
Edited on 2/27/2006 9:09 PM
Post by: Jzero on February 27, 2006, 08:34:11 PM
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uhhh, SCHOOL DUMBAZZ
One of my friends skipped school two days just to work at the PBA event in Atlanta
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Post by: onerevaway on February 28, 2006, 12:46:53 PM
Post by: LuckyLefty on February 28, 2006, 12:58:25 PM
REgards,
Luckylefty
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Open the door...see what's possible...and just walk right on through...that's how easy success feels..
Post by: Stever5000 on February 28, 2006, 05:58:35 PM
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amazing what some people will do or say to get attention. who ever RobertMushtare900 really is must have a busy social life!
(AND THAT WAS SARCASISM IN CASE YOU ARE TO STUPID TO REALIZE IT)
For real. I don't see how anyone could believe that was really him. People are too gullible for these things today.
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City Tournament ALL EVENTS ACTUAL Champ
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D'oh! ~Homer Simpson