the official Robert Mushstare factbook is starting here right now. Since Chuck Norris has his own website and factbook, I believe Robert should have his. I do not believe even Chuck Norris could have 5 900 series in two months. 4 maybe but not 5.
Here is my additions please add yours and we will compile a list.
1. Robert Mushstare has been actually witnessed to vaporize the 10 pin. The Pin boys have to keep adding new pins as they disappear.
2. A solid 8 pin once almost stood on a ball thrown by Mushstare but flipped over once it saw the evil stare Robert was giving it.
3. Mushtare actually bowled a 900 series on lanes 13-14, AND a 742 on lanes 15-16, as his ball had so much energy it jumped the pit and rammed the pins on the pair next to him.
4. Mushtare once bowled a strike with a helium filled balloon from a kids Birthday party on the lanes next to him. he would thrown a 300 game with it but it popped on the way back.
5. Mushtare has actually had to reset the pins "prior" to throwing his strike ball as the 10 pin fell prematurely from fright just thinking of the yowzer hit that was coming.
6. Mushtare once tossed a perfect game while never leaving the scorer's seat. He was too tired and just tossed the ball from there while wearing cowboy boots.
7. The only split ever recorded by Mushstare's name on the electronic scoreboard was in fact an accident as another bowler went out of turn on the wrong lane. Mushtare got mad and tossed 30 consecutive strikes - left handed.
8. Once while waiting to throw a ball Mushtare could see that the 6 pin was about to fly around the 10 pin so he waited until he felt the 6 pin was settled down and then threw the ball and the 6 acted normally and carried the 10 out.
9. Musthare's ball's temperature after thowing a strike has been checked at 200 deg F.
10. It was once reported that after one of Mushstare's 900 series, that the face of Jesus was imprinted in the oil pattern on the lanes.
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Edited on 2/28/2006 11:26 AM
