Here it is by popular (sort of demand)
The ThongPrincess Story
Once upon a time there was a bowling center in the heart of Mission Hills in the south of California. Under normal circumstances, this center was a nice place to bowl. The employees were friendly and it was well maintained.
This particular summer, the days were so hot that it never really cooled down at night. Unfortunately, the bowling center was experiencing a problem with the air conditioning. It was almost cooler outside than inside. Some even joked to open the doors to cool the place down. This had been the situation for about 2 weeks.
Being a long time league bowler at this establishment, I was friends with the desk guy, Chris and all of the employees. I was secretary of the Thursday night league and we happened to be bowling near the desk. So between frames Chris and I were talking. I was complaining about the heat and sharing the comments told me by others in the league.
As we were talking I came up with a plan to get Mr. Bill, the owner, to fix the AC. I shared my plan with Chris. The plan was to have all the, how shall I say this…..BIG women come to league wearing nothing but a thong bikini and bowling shoes. This would drive out the normal sized women and men. They would refuse to return to league or pay league fees until normal dress returned. The financial strain would force Mr. Bill to fix the problem.
Chris was laughing, but pointed out it was a sexist (can I say that here
) plan. So I modified the plan to include the women’s counterparts, the BIG men to wear nothing but speedos (addik maybe one of them will sign on as speedoking) and those net type shirts and of course bowling shoes. Chris about fell over laughing and said it was now fair.
He then bestowed upon me the name Thong Princess and the plan was the Thong Princess rebellion. The porter got in on the action and said he was going to tell Mr. Mossontte (Mr. Bill) about the planned rebellion. What is really funny is the AC was fixed by the next week, so the rebellion was never carried out.
The End
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It's not that life is too
short. It's that you are dead
for sooooo
LONG
