Post by: Tenpinrufer on February 23, 2005, 01:30:45 PM
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When the tide of life is against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float!
Post by: dirtbikebowler on February 23, 2005, 09:33:02 PM
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Tom Kelleys Pro Shop
Taking over the lanes with Mother Nature!
Eye of the Storm(founder)
I want an ACE ppl. send me a pm. Also send with any of the x-factor line balls u may have for sell. PLEASE SINGLE DRILLS AND PREFERABLY 15'S. WILL TAKE DOWN TO 14.10OZ THOUGH.
Post by: JPRLane1 on February 23, 2005, 09:39:27 PM
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I should just quit bowling, oh wait I already tried that.
Now that I am back and my Saws are sharp again, I am ready to cut some wood.
Post by: Tenpinrufer on February 23, 2005, 09:40:29 PM
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When the tide of life is against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float!
Post by: BrunsNick on February 23, 2005, 09:41:28 PM
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Post by: BrunsJohnny on February 23, 2005, 09:45:57 PM
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-John
Too Many Balls??? Nah denial is bliss!
Post by: BrunsNick on February 23, 2005, 09:48:06 PM
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Nick Smith ... A.K.A. Les Badderâ„¢
Brunswick -=- PBA 03-05
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Post by: Tenpinrufer on February 23, 2005, 09:48:19 PM
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When the tide of life is against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float!
Post by: Tenpinrufer on February 23, 2005, 10:18:59 PM
HOW CAN YOU DO ME LIKE THIS???
-SCOTT-
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When the tide of life is against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float!
Post by: mumzie on February 23, 2005, 11:26:51 PM
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-- The way we see the problem is the problem.
Post by: ThongPrincess on February 23, 2005, 11:32:06 PM
Yes, I have posted the story several times and it is funny....maybe tomorrow I'll retell the story. For now I'll let the fantasy live
It might be more fun to see what stories others can come up with--------------------
It's not that life is too short. It's that you are dead
for sooooo LONG
Post by: Tenpinrufer on February 24, 2005, 12:20:43 AM
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When the tide of life is against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float!
Post by: CB on February 24, 2005, 12:32:29 AM
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I have no life, therefore I bowl
or I bowl, therefore I have no life? Okay here is the truth I bowl, therefore there is life Post by: 9andaWiggle on February 24, 2005, 07:22:19 AM
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I might have to logon as the ThongPrincess and tell everyone about your thong only league every Friday night at a particular center and that you are the President of the league
That's a nice fantasy, but the real story is better!
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9~
Post by: ThongPrincess on February 24, 2005, 06:44:26 PM
SpeedoKing, is there going to be a new user soon
We'll have to meet up and bowl a few games--------------------
It's not that life is too short. It's that you are dead
for sooooo LONG
Post by: dirtbikebowler on February 24, 2005, 06:47:02 PM
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Tom Kelleys Pro Shop
Taking over the lanes with Mother Nature!
Eye of the Storm(founder)
I want an ACE ppl. send me a pm. Also send with any of the x-factor line balls u may have for sell. PLEASE SINGLE DRILLS AND PREFERABLY 15'S. WILL TAKE DOWN TO 14.10OZ THOUGH.
Post by: livespive on February 24, 2005, 06:58:57 PM
Looks like you need to tell the story about once a year for the newbies TP
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Eric T. Spivey, P.E.
Visionary Test Staff Member
http://www.visionarybowling.com
Post by: dirtbikebowler on February 24, 2005, 06:59:31 PM
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Tom Kelleys Pro Shop
Taking over the lanes with Mother Nature!
Eye of the Storm(founder)
I want an ACE ppl. send me a pm. Also send with any of the x-factor line balls u may have for sell. PLEASE SINGLE DRILLS AND PREFERABLY 15'S. WILL TAKE DOWN TO 14.10OZ THOUGH.
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 24, 2005, 07:03:28 PM
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Post by: legend4life95 on February 24, 2005, 07:05:35 PM
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****Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.****
Post by: Walking E on February 24, 2005, 07:08:05 PM
Never mind...
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Official Member of the BrunsTrackColumStormHammEbonBuzzAMF Nation!
Post by: BowlingDude300 on February 24, 2005, 07:46:51 PM
I've always wondered....
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Lifes a GAME . . . Bowling is SERIOUS!
Post by: dirtbikebowler on February 24, 2005, 07:56:03 PM
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Tom Kelleys Pro Shop
Taking over the lanes with Mother Nature!
Eye of the Storm(founder)
I want an ACE ppl. send me a pm. Also send with any of the x-factor line balls u may have for sell. PLEASE SINGLE DRILLS AND PREFERABLY 15'S. WILL TAKE DOWN TO 14.10OZ THOUGH.
Post by: sdbowler on February 24, 2005, 07:56:10 PM
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nothing fancy or catchy to say in my signature
Post by: sdbowler on February 24, 2005, 08:00:49 PM
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nothing fancy or catchy to say in my signature
Post by: ThongPrincess on February 24, 2005, 08:18:37 PM
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It's not that life is too short. It's that you are dead
for sooooo LONG
Post by: BowlingDude300 on February 24, 2005, 08:23:19 PM
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Lifes a GAME . . . Bowling is SERIOUS!
Post by: sdbowler on February 24, 2005, 08:23:21 PM
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nothing fancy or catchy to say in my signature
Post by: ThongPrincess on February 24, 2005, 08:26:40 PM
The ThongPrincess Story
Once upon a time there was a bowling center in the heart of Mission Hills in the south of California. Under normal circumstances, this center was a nice place to bowl. The employees were friendly and it was well maintained.
This particular summer, the days were so hot that it never really cooled down at night. Unfortunately, the bowling center was experiencing a problem with the air conditioning. It was almost cooler outside than inside. Some even joked to open the doors to cool the place down. This had been the situation for about 2 weeks.
Being a long time league bowler at this establishment, I was friends with the desk guy, Chris and all of the employees. I was secretary of the Thursday night league and we happened to be bowling near the desk. So between frames Chris and I were talking. I was complaining about the heat and sharing the comments told me by others in the league.
As we were talking I came up with a plan to get Mr. Bill, the owner, to fix the AC. I shared my plan with Chris. The plan was to have all the, how shall I say this…..BIG women come to league wearing nothing but a thong bikini and bowling shoes. This would drive out the normal sized women and men. They would refuse to return to league or pay league fees until normal dress returned. The financial strain would force Mr. Bill to fix the problem.
Chris was laughing, but pointed out it was a sexist (can I say that here
) plan. So I modified the plan to include the women’s counterparts, the BIG men to wear nothing but speedos (addik maybe one of them will sign on as speedoking) and those net type shirts and of course bowling shoes. Chris about fell over laughing and said it was now fair.He then bestowed upon me the name Thong Princess and the plan was the Thong Princess rebellion. The porter got in on the action and said he was going to tell Mr. Mossontte (Mr. Bill) about the planned rebellion. What is really funny is the AC was fixed by the next week, so the rebellion was never carried out.
The End
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It's not that life is too short. It's that you are dead
for sooooo LONG
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 24, 2005, 08:35:47 PM
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Post by: dirtbikebowler on February 24, 2005, 08:36:24 PM
it jsut sounds betetr to me.
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Tom Kelleys Pro Shop
Taking over the lanes with Mother Nature!
Eye of the Storm(founder)
I want an ACE ppl. send me a pm. Also send with any of the x-factor line balls u may have for sell. PLEASE SINGLE DRILLS AND PREFERABLY 15'S. WILL TAKE DOWN TO 14.10OZ THOUGH.
Post by: a_ak57 on February 24, 2005, 08:36:42 PM
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- Andy
Post by: sdbowler on February 24, 2005, 08:37:52 PM
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nothing fancy or catchy to say in my signature
Post by: TheBowlingKid25 on February 24, 2005, 08:38:19 PM
quote:ME TO!!!! I am REALLY curious to meet the infamous thongprincess now! lol
hahahahahaha. well everytime i see your sn on here, im still ganna think of some hot babe, with her thong showing bowling.
it jsut sounds betetr to me.
--------------------Tom Kelleys Pro Shop
Taking over the lanes with Mother Nature!
Eye of the Storm(founder)
I want an ACE ppl. send me a pm. Also send with any of the x-factor line balls u may have for sell. PLEASE SINGLE DRILLS AND PREFERABLY 15'S. WILL TAKE DOWN TO 14.10OZ THOUGH.
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....BRUNSWICK!
¡Viva la nación de Brunswick!
Nothing more to be said.
....DEATH BY CHEETOS!!!!
Post by: sdbowler on February 24, 2005, 08:39:05 PM
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nothing fancy or catchy to say in my signature
Post by: J_Mac on July 18, 2005, 05:46:04 PM
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
Post by: pnj1967 on July 18, 2005, 06:03:42 PM
Post by: J_Mac on July 18, 2005, 08:29:49 PM
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http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Replies.asp?TopicID=91857&ForumID=16&CategoryID=5
Okay folks, I forgot that a lot of you don't have your preferences rolled back to 999 days. Even 120 days doesn't catch TP's story.
http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Preferences.asp?ForumDays=999&NumOfItems=50&UseMessaging=1&submit1=Modify&save=1
Click the above link and then close the window that pops up to view the real story of ThongPrincess as told by herself.
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
Post by: agroves on July 18, 2005, 10:36:14 PM
quote:
http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Preferences.asp?ForumDays=999&NumOfItems=50&UseMessaging=1&submit1=Modify&save=1
Click the above link and then close the window that pops up to view the real story of ThongPrincess as told by herself.
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
That paragraph makes zero sense? or am I missing something?
andrew
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FUFU
Post by: a_ak57 on July 18, 2005, 10:41:34 PM
quote:quote:
http://www.ballreviews.com/Forum/Preferences.asp?ForumDays=999&NumOfItems=50&UseMessaging=1&submit1=Modify&save=1
Click the above link and then close the window that pops up to view the real story of ThongPrincess as told by herself.
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
That paragraph makes zero sense? or am I missing something?
andrew
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FUFU
He says to click on that, because with the settings that are standard for the site, it doesn't allow you to see all the posts.
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- Andy
Brunswick...........'nuff said.
Post by: agroves on July 18, 2005, 10:49:58 PM
andrew
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FUFU