Let's hear them. I will start with two.
Several months ago, a guy walks in the shop with two bowling balls, one fairly old and one new. Neither of them came from us in the first place. He was complaining that one ball didn't fit like the other. After talking with him for some time and taking measurements, I told him I could make his new one fit like his old one since they were different. Here's the catch: He was upset that his old ball didn't fit like his new one, not vice versa as most people would say. I told him I could fix that too. He said, "Oh forget it, I will just get used to throwing them both not feeling the same." Such is life.
Lady buys shoes about three weeks ago. She tried on several pairs of shoes and finally settled on a discontinued pair that of course were marked way down in price and that were actually too big for her. Over and over I asked if she was sure she wanted them since they were big. She said she would just put on an extra pair of socks. Well...as one could imagine she walks back in three weeks later and was unhappy about the fact her shoes didn't fit. Duh!!! If gets better, she said she went to another pro shop, who told her that the shoes we sold her were men's shoes because it had an "M" on the box. WHAT?!?!? Anyone knows the "M" on a box of shoes stands for Medium, not mens. No matter how many boxes of women's shoes I showed her with an "M" on it, she would not believe me. I guess she wanted me to eat her dumb mistake in the first place. No such luck. Try again.
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Who needs a 300 or 800, when I have a 294 and a 295!?!?!
