Every time I win, I jump up on a table and give a Rick Flair "WOOOOOOO!!" while I do the crotch chop. Then I loudly ask if anyone else "Wants some O'' dis?!" One more "WOOOOO!!" and I jump down from the table, yell out "You can smeeeeellllll what The Wiggle is cookin''!" and proceed to gyrate my hips and make arm motions to convey an image of having my way with someone, and slapping their *** in the process. Then I grab the nearest little hottie and cop a feel while giving her a big ol'' sloppy, trophy girl kiss. If there''s any beer around, I will spray it on the crowd that has gathered to bask in my greatness. If someone offers their hand in congratulations, I will shake it, but for some reason not many people do.
Not sure what I''d do if I lost. That''s never happened before.
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Internet Tough Guy
Cyberspace Sheep Lover
Edited on 3/16/2010 3:43 PM