It isn't "just" an oil problem.
1. Todays reactive balls not only change the conditions way too fast, but they are far more sensitive to those changes than ever before. Even slight changes in the pattern can mean major moves and adjustments.
2. Todays synthetic lane surfaces have a much wider "friction range" than old, oil soaked wood lanes. Todays lanes start out about the same as the wood lanes did, but as they dry out they offer much more friction than wood ever did. Just the nature of the material I guess.
3. Owners and proprietors are not worried sbout, or interested in, any type of rule. or condition they feel may hurt their bottom line or threaten their income/business. It won't matter what rule or rules come down the pike, unless it comes with teeth and enforcement, it will just be ignored like they are now.
Look, I don't like the modern game very much either, but the people who DO like it wouldn't like the "old" ways much either. Let's face it, a 220 average person with 19 mph ball speed probably wouldn't do to well with 35ft oil and a yellow dot on wood lanes and 3' 8" pins.
The "game" has changed, and the time for "what was" is gone. Time to accept it and move on like I finally had too. Yes, it meant that I went from being exceptional to just a "run of the mill" old guy, but time would've done that to me eventually anyway.