Of the below scenarios, which one would be most profitable and keep the most bowling centers open?

1) Jesus comes back to earth and heads up the USBC.  The organization takes charge and bans all smoking, drinking, and cursing from all bowling alleys. Likewise, gambling is eliminated - no more pot games, card games, kitties, fifty-fifth sales, or brackets. All bolwing centers 24/7 will be full of inspirational music, instructors who teach the game and good sportsmanship.  The lanes are oiled in a challenging, fair way. Every league begins with a prayer and the playing of our National Anthem.  Every participant at the end of the league receives some sort of achievement award instead of prize money.

2) Satan comes to earth and heads up the USBC.  The organization takes charge and walls up the lanes for high scoring.  Drinking, smoking, cursing, and gambling are not only allowed, but are encouraged.  In fact, your membership dues include a free mixed drink and a cigar. Naked lady cards (naked man cards for the womens leagues) are mandatory for any card games.  Huge prize funds are built, and winner takes all is the only unbreakable rule.

Any ideas which one would be more successful in today's society?

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