I'll just ask bluntly: Would you support legislation banning two-handed bowling?
NO.
But, I am jaded.
My son, who no longer bowls, and who only bowled in one league, part time, with me is quite a natural two hander.
Back before Belmonte and Palermaa, there was my son. He went to practice with me, and wanted to bowl too. Since he didn’t have his own ball, he threw mine. It was too heavy for him, so he just put his fingers in the finger holes, held it with both hands, and threw it almost textbook good for a two hander.
Trust me, Belmo is much more practiced than my son, but not any more natural at it.
He was having fun, and starting to want to get more involved. I signed him and myself up for a junior/adult league that summer.
Sadly, those who didn’t end up making fun if his style, usually ended up accusing him of cheating. Not only was he beating ALL of the juniors (including the “God’s gift to bowling†silver level coaches son), but he was also beating 2/3 of the adult bowlers in the league. Including me.
You would think adults would be above some of the things some of them said to and about him and his “illegal†style. I had to actually send in a video to get approval for his style to shut them up.
He lost interest after that year. He said he was tired of hearing and putting up with every bodies crap when all he wanted to do was bowl naturally and have fun.
I DONT GIVE A DAMN IF YOU RUN TO THE LINE BACKWARDS DOING CARTWHEELS, AS LONG AS YOU DONT FOUL OR DAMAGE THE EQUIPMENT!
I want your best. I want you to HAVE to give me your best, and I don’t give a rats ass what your best is. I want to bring the best out in you, then beat you anyway, and if I can’t, I will shake your hand, and tell you there will be a next time, and you better bring your best back with you, cause I will, and I’ll beat your ass if you don’t.
You want to limit the technology? I have NO PROBLEM with that. In fact, I would enact much harsher limits than they are currently talking about.
You want to limit physical ability? You are out of your damn minds if that’s what you want. If that is you, then you have NO PLACE in competitive bowling, and only serve to bring people of possibly superior ability down to your level when you SHOULD be aspiring to reach theirs.
You think PDW fears Belmo? How about PB III, or W.R.W.? I think not.
They are not scared of his two handed style. If YOU are, you are the problem.
The rules are what the rules are. You guys don’t make them, but some of you sure seem to scream and cry whenever they come up with something you don’t like or agree with. I was finally forced to see the problem wasn’t the changes, the problem was my myopic outlook on them, and many of you need to do the same now.
I had to realize, and admit, that the truly greats were able to make the adjustments into the modern era and, if I couldn’t, that meant it wasn’t the changes, it was ME! If they could do it, then I could too!
IF YOU DONT LIKE THE DAMN RULES, THEN STFU AND QUIT.
If you don’t want to quit, then STFU AND BOWL.
P. S. Yes, I am the guy who will turn you in for using illegal equipment with balance holes in them after the date has passed. I don’t cheat, and I won’t let you either.