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inconsistent 1

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Ways to improve bowling
« on: August 09, 2007, 03:48:34 AM »
I know this subject has been discussed at length but I would like to know what we as bowlers or the USBC can do to help bring bowling back from the brink of extinction.
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9andaWiggle

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Re: Ways to improve bowling
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 11:51:56 AM »
Brass poles between lanes with strippers on them.  Incorporate Keg Cooler, tap, and cup dispenser into scoring console.  Lap dancers in settee area.
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Dan Belcher

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Re: Ways to improve bowling
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 11:59:33 AM »
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Brass poles between lanes with strippers on them.  Incorporate Keg Cooler, tap, and cup dispenser into scoring console.  Lap dancers in settee area.
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Might as well close the thread right now, because you aren't gonna get any better answers than that!
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nutsforbowling

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Re: Ways to improve bowling
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 12:01:20 PM »
Damn, where do I sign up for that league!!!!!  I'll start saving my ones.
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The 10 pin is the enemy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jls

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Re: Ways to improve bowling
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 06:16:04 PM »
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Brass poles between lanes with strippers on them.  Incorporate Keg Cooler, tap, and cup dispenser into scoring console.  Lap dancers in settee area.
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#9,  i was going to say something like get rid of all the 28 year old know it all hotdogs, and maybe the sport will be respectable again.

BUT YOUR ANSWER WAS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you see how your life has changed for the better,  since you got interested in
natalie and womens golf.
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Edited on 8/9/2007 6:18 PM
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jls

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Re: Ways to improve bowling
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2007, 06:16:57 PM »
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Damn, where do I sign up for that league!!!!!  I'll start saving my ones.
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The 10 pin is the enemy!!!!!!!!!!!!



nuts for

"no inserts { soup } for you, come back one year"
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Edited on 8/9/2007 6:18 PM
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CHawk15

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Re: Ways to improve bowling
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2007, 06:36:17 PM »
Although I really like the stripper idea, I think the answer is shorter leagues and the separation of recreational / social bowling from competitive bowling.
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