Why didn’t the skeloton go bowling?
Because he had no balls

your mom is like a bowling alley she gets wet b 4 I roll my balls on her

Bob wanted to start bowling, so his friend Fred decided to go ahead and teach him about it.
"first" he says, "you have to line your feet up with the center pin.
Next, roll the ball down and try to knock down as many pins as you can,
but DO NOT knock all of them down, or they cheat you out of your second ball!
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****Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.****