Two names (from Juniors, no less) come to mind:
Our state tournament team was "Q-Tip and His Swabs" (one of our guys was called Q-Tip by some people).
Our last junior team was titled "Pudenda Patrol". If you know what "pudenda" means, well...you get the picture
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You weren't unlucky when you left that corner pin, so shut up about it already!!