Some people like to see the big curve ball. Some like to see precision accuracy. Others don't care as long as the pins are flying all over the place. Certain people enjoy seeing good sportsmanship. NOT ME!
I'm most impressed by the guy who can kick the ball return the hardest after missing a 10 pin! Honorable mention goes to the guy who punches the scoring table when he leaves a split! Someone flipping off the pins and screaming expletives will get my attention too.
You see, it's the raw emotion that's interesting. I like to see people get mad. It means they're having a worse day than I am, and that makes me feel good. Plus, it's entertaining to see how others react, or if anyone else will step up and further antagonize the upset maniac into further displays of childish rage!
It's all so much more exciting than the guy who just frowns, shuffles back to his seat dejected, and lays his head down to cry in his towel. Even more of a snooze is the guy who just accepts the bad with the good and shruggs while saying "Oh well, maybe the next shot will be better." I mean, really, some of these dudes are like watching paint dry!
SO get mad, show your emotion, and ENTERTAIN those around you! Bounce your ball on the floor, throw your bowling bag across the settee area! Smack all of the cards and the kitty money off of the table! Get in the guy who's whipping your *** face and scream at the top of your lungs that the only reason he's winning is because he's a sandbagger!
Do this, and people will show up every week just to see what you're going to do next! Children will look up to you and act just the way you do! Opponents will dread bowling you because they will know just how seriously you take this game and that you will not stand for any errors in your game!
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9~It''s a Sheep thing... You wouldn''t understand!
