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LuckyLefty

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Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« on: February 24, 2004, 10:18:41 PM »
Yes, this website here with SOME support of some of the ball manufacturers promotes buying bowling balls.  

A small faction on this site has been promoting using only one ball for quite some time.  The rumors are true!!!! They are coming out with a site called
Handposition.com!!!

This site because it is not promoting the promotion of different balls etc.
Will be sponsored by Manhatten Rubber, Brunswick LT 48 rubber, Ovaltine, and Cornhuskers lotion.  Also in a unique sponsorship arrangement, similar to it's relationship with the PWBA, ESPN2 has agreed to accept a fee of 10,000 a week to not promote the site and will also guarantee to quadruple the fee in year two to $40,000 per week.  This will lead to the offsetting of all other sponsorship arrangements and kill the site in year 2.

However!  In the first year there are some incredible articles planned.

Look forward to:

1.  When it's really really hooking, cutting your uncontrollable 4 board hook down to 3 boards!

2.  When it's really really oily turning your one board hook back up to 3!

3. Laquer conditions I've loved in the 60s.

4. How I won the title match in the Garden City open in 1963, 188 to 177 due to an open hand position.

5.  How I was able to shoot a 186 triplicate with 3 strikes, and other great spare events!

6.  And then I told Andy Varippa and other great bowlers I taught to throw the Manhattan Rubber.

7.  The golden age of bowling 1943 to 1966.

8.  At an additional installment price you can also read all handpositon.com users favorite article.  "God, We were more accurate back then, I don't remember if I ever missed my mark!, and if I did, it wasn't until the 70s when those powerful yellow dots let me get lazy!"  We expect this feature to be oversubscribed.

9.  A second sellout will be "The day I moved my feet 3 boards, this and other wild lane conditions!

10.  The all time favorite of this site will be "how I averaged 196 in a 81 game season with only 95 strikes in 1958".

For the younger subscribers:

A couple of hot new articles,

1."What injury to profess to have before getting a wrist brace, (you wimp)"

2. "Bowling balls I've thrown out in the past 2 years and why bowling with only 1 and averaging 20 pins lower is more satisfying than ever"

We hope that you will be visiting soon and can share in the excitement!

REgards,

Luckylefty
PS not the site founder
PPS as I've been writing this post other sponsers have been rushing in.
www.IHateRobbies.com has come in and offerred NOT to promote us for 8.75 annually.
In addition, www.sparesI'vebeentalkinaboutsince1945.com has agreed to donate 4.74 cents annually to the cause.
Last and not least, www.BanResinBowlingBalls.com is pitching in $50,000 to the site said to be a donation from a well known Doctor.
Last and not least, Gold memberships are available for $30 and can be purchased from Scott Scriver.  Sorry we can only process one at a time.

It takes Courage to have Faith, and Faith to have Courage.

James M. McCurley, New Orleans, Louisiana

 

mumzie

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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2004, 02:31:37 PM »
LOL
I love it.
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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2004, 02:44:26 PM »
HAHAHA... nice one LL.
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TheBowlingKid25

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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2004, 02:50:05 PM »
You got me
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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2004, 02:52:18 PM »
LL, LMAO..!! You have true love/passion for the game of bowling. Keep up the good work. =:^D

a_ak57

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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2004, 02:55:25 PM »
Absolute genius!!

It's funny cause it's true.
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LuckyLefty

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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2004, 02:58:27 PM »
Oh, no really Boss!!!  Yes, this is part of the spectrometer dopolator project honest.

That PBA logo?  Ummmmmmmm, that stands for Professional Bobolotor's of America!
A misspelling on the website I think!

Why do I smell of cornhuskers lotion?  Ummm, well you know in this cold, and I use it on my lips to keep them from chapping.  That's it!

Get back to work, sure sure sure.

Who's this guy Pchee?  Well you know Intellectual property and all that!

REgards,

Luckylefty
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JohnP

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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2004, 11:20:04 PM »
LL -- Don't forget, "How much could Don Carter have improved if he had just taken my advice about straightening his arm out?".  --  JohnP

LuckyLefty

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Re: Coming soon new website, "Handposition.com"
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2004, 11:12:58 AM »
Another more modern article.

"Walter Ray only uses two hand positions but I've got twelve, what's a the matter with him?

REgards,

Luckylefy
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