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Saw Mill

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It's Official
« on: June 15, 2003, 11:02:36 PM »
After careful interrogation and investigation, it is conclusive that KO Mike's mom is CLUMP!!  For a minute there it lookied like I might have been Clump, BUT we all know I am NOT that good, BUT someone that many have not heard of could easily pull it of.  I do believe that she had accomplices; Pchee and KO Mike.  Just thought that I would lay that out there for the Peach and KO Mike, who actually tried to convince themselves that I was Clump, just because I only throw SAWS, I have the ONLY Lane 1 6-Ball Roller, I am the only one who has had the pattern digitized and embroidered on a shirt, I have an official Lane 1 Retro shirt....; okay, okay, their arguement looks convincing, BUT it's not true!!  I just like my BuzzSaws!!  So Clump, whoever you are, stop spreading rumors. Hehehehe!!!!

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Typhoon

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Re: It's Official
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2003, 02:17:18 PM »
Yeah we hear ya Clump!!!!
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Saw Mill

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Re: It's Official
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2003, 02:37:54 PM »
Okay T, you have been corrupted by Peach and KO Mike!  You of all people should know I could not type like Clump, I can't even think like that.  Man, some people will believe anything!!!

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komike

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Re: It's Official
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2003, 02:48:47 PM »
Dave...Please stop trying to convince yourself that you're not Clump when you know you are!..HAHA! All the evidence points to you being Clump. If the evidence was put in front of a jury they would rule that you are Clump. Plus that accent you have is very convincing. One thing I just realized...Clump is from the Country...and where did you eat breakfast at Sunday morning? Yup you got it...COUNTRY Waffles Cafe!..You miss that homestyle cooking so much dont you?...haha...Oh yeah and another thing that proves it too is your license plate being from Florida...Florida is concidered the South...and Clump is a Southern boy! I might be wrong but with the equipment, apparel, accents, and food choice all make me come to the conclusion that I have met the REAL CLUMP!
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Saw Mill

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Re: It's Official
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2003, 03:04:23 PM »
Mike,

Pchee chose the place to eat, and he also has family in Florida, and for the record, I was Born and raised in Maine.  I did not move to Florida until I was 19.  I have the New England accent; you know pahk the kah, in the yahd, and wicked good bumpah stickah for the kah.  If your mom is not Clump, then it's either Pchee or his Aunt, because she was always wanting to Clump up on Him for his being a dog.  If we were in court, the eye witness I would call would be "The Old Chinese Raisin", because she told me that Pchee bragged on how he was Clump, to impress her in the Men's room.  My next witness I would call would be the Junior High School scorekeeper that told me Peach was talking of how Clumpy he threw the ball down the lanes.  Do not let yourself be deceived my new friend; search your house and you just might find some Clumpy evidence. LMAO

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MI 2 AZ

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Re: It's Official
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2003, 03:10:01 PM »
quote:
pahk the kah, in the yahd


Dont you mean pahk the kah in the dooryahd?  
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