i already know that im going to get flack on this one but i dont care. a while back i got a new ball and even though i knew all there was to know about the ball and its drill, the ball somehow just did not cut. so i came up with this crazy idea. since people give there cars personas and we name bowling balls and all those crazy things that we do for inaniment objects, i figured what the best way to get to know someone and the answer was to sleep with them.
if you think about it that is the most intimate act that two can commit. so i did it and i think it works. the next i went down to the house and put the ball back on the lanes. next thing i know my eyes have been opened and i see the fullness of this ball. so months later a new ball comes in and i go to the lanes to throw and its a huge disappointment, slept with it and went back and same result.
so now i sleep with my balls before real use, i think its kind of a personalization thing, and no nothing nasty is going on. i simply sleep with the ball in my bed.
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